To: Anon, From HRH Sunbutt.

by Snow

From HRH Celisbury, RE: Letter 52.1

Author's Note:

Letter 52.1: Here.

To my faithful student, Twilight Sparkle,

I'm pleased to hear you've found another potential romantic interest! I have taken the liberty to forward this message to Cadence for you as perhaps Anon sent it to the wrong princess?

Just keep in mind that a good relationship happens naturally, and you should begin by befriending Trixie if you wish for it to be emotionally satisfying. I'm not saying a friendship based upon physical pleasure that becomes a long-term relationship isn't possible, but it's a bit trickier, from what I understand.

Good luck!
Princess Celestia

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Dear Anon,

While it is the temporary state of such a problem that makes it permissible to laugh, I agree that picturing it got a smile. Do keep in mind, however, that you were granted citizenship here and have the same protections that offers. If this 'racism' issue should actually enter into belligerence, there are options you can take which will not cause escalation.

If you escalate, what follows is your fault.

Penned by,
HRH Celestia

Comments

[Snow]

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Oh right. Thanks! Fixing it now.

[FrostTheWolf]

If this 'racism' issue should actually enter into belligerence, there are options you can take which will not cause escalation.

*Sigh of relief* Well, that's good-

If you escalate, what follows is your fault.

Better hope he follows through if he wants that day with Luna

[TheDino27]

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Gonna write that in my "random things" text file , thanks !

[Snow]

9879418
Cannon is also the name of a bone in a horse (or pony's!) leg near the hoof. Which is what I was thinking when I wrote 'c-a-n-o-n' like "Oh that isn't a bone" but no.

[Snow]

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Aww thank you! That means a lot.

[MosAnted]

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imgs.xkcd.com/comics/new.png

[Shadow Watcher]

9879849
.....that’s brilliant!

[MrGhoul]

this 2 stories complement each other like i have never seen before this is almost magical , guys keep up the good work

[Shadowblade019]

Being racism is just childish. Being sexist is bested!

[Hoppy Tiller]

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Bruh.
That ain't it, chief.

[Officer Hotpants]

9881382
Agreed. It's kind of weird to be alternating between the two tabs every 20-40 seconds but I like it.