To: Anon, From HRH Sunbutt.

by Snow

From HRH Ceiling Fan, RE: Letter 74

Author's Note:

Letter 74: Here.

To my most faithful student, Twilight Sparkle,

I warned you.

Your loving mentor,
Princess Celestia

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Dear Twilight Velvet,

I hereby request your attendance at your convenience to a private meeting regarding your daughter. I fear there are things that merit discussion and I'm afraid she's been avoiding her medicine again.

Penned by,
HRH Celestia

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Dear Anon,

There's a guest room at the palace available for the next few weeks. Your writ of passage should get you in, just tell a guard once inside you're here for sanctuary. I'm calling in Twilight's mother.

Celestia

Comments

[AeroLiger]

[Wild Zontars]

[DustyBeard]

Oh sweet zombie Jesus. Time to take off the kid gloves.😶

[Vibrant lies]

Oh no......

[ANW]

When you adubt kids that early in the morning, just to scream how short they are, it's time to put the hoof down.

[FrostTheWolf]

Well, time to bring out Severe Disappointment. *Runs for the hills*

[Thatguywiththeface]

Oh this is gonna be interesting media.tenor.com/images/5f61df615cf47bfad16ce5c62c186220/tenor.gif

[SomeWeirdGuy]

I would have gotten the chancleta

[Neece]

Run Anon, RUN!!!!

[Illi]

God, I love how you and Merr play off each other so well. It's like you have a psychic link.

[eric167]

And Celestia reaches for the supernova option.

Twilight forgets "take meds" (again)
Twilight learns "insane behavior" (again)
Twilight uses "insane behavior". its not very effective.
Celestia uses "summon target's mother". its super effective! critical hit! Twilight has fainted!

[TigerCat111]

Oh no, not mom

[Xzrea]

9898169
I guess Anon chose today's Celestia nickname because he's aware that this will hit.

[spikls]

Jesus H Christ beer-battered deep-fried on a stick batten down the hatches sunbutts going nuclear

[HylianJuggalo]

I hate parent-teacher conferences :(

[Venerable Ro]

Dear Anon,
There's a guest room at the palace available for the next few weeks. Your writ of passage should get you in, just tell a guard once inside you're here for sanctuary.

I like that she's acknowledging that this has gone far beyond Anon's remit, and she's not holding him responsible for Twilight's chaos.

[Raistlin]

Celestia needs to stop taking students with obvious mental problems, no matter how promising they may be.

The only thing worse than a mad archmage is a mad immortal archmage with a political position.

[HoneyBadgerr]

Rut-roh.

[PonyDragon]

9898256
"Runs for the hills" won't be enough.

*Runs for the hills, diggs a hole down to bedrock, builds an fallout shelter below the bedrock*

That's our only chance.
Anyone else wants sanctuary here?

[FrostTheWolf]

9899178
As long as Anon is able to bring Sweetie Belle with him, anything works really

[FanOfMostEverything]

Velvet sock, depleted uranium hoof. They're going to have to redraw the map when Twilight Sr.'s done.

[PaintedPony]

Oh my! If Twilight’s mother is like the one in The Lunar Guardsman heaven help us all!

[TheDino27]

9898692
You are now officially a hero in all our eyes .

[WorldWalker128]

Twilight, you dun goofed. Again.

[HB_DS2013]

9899236 Hey, I’ve read that fic! The Lunar Guardsman has the scariest Twilight Velvet, while scorch’s Soldier series has a Twilight who is smart AND scary. This one just has stupid scary Twilight.

[Kadigan]

I warned you.

This small bit speaks volumes about the whole thing... and many, many things besides.

Actually, scratch that. I thought she was telling her "I told you so."

Is it wrong for me to think that would've been appropriate? :D

[Alicon Glactistar]

Oh shit.

[Bronzer]

Somepony’s in twoobuuuule!!!