To: Anon, From HRH Sunbutt.

by Snow

From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 88

Author's Note:

Letter 88: Here.

Dear Stu,

Thank you dearly for such a heartfelt letter and compliment. Handling disappointments is a skill gained with time, but in this case, perhaps I can help.

I'd like you to go to Ms. Pinkie Pie and discuss the idea of a 'Neato Burrito' and together, the two of you could make one of your very own! It could have anything you like to eat on it, though they may not taste good all together. Remember, some things are disappointing and sad when there's not much we can do about it, but others like this, you can take that disappointment into motivation to make it right.

Make the best neato-burrito you can! I know you have allergies, including some... esoteric ones, but I'm certain you can manage something wonderful that won't harm you to eat.

Wishing you well,
Princess Celestia

Comments

[Spc jacko]

Good luck Stu.

[Mitril]

Wait, is Stu allergic to pony meat?

[Snow]

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I think that would be included in 'fun'

[Frankie2]

I know it's not the same but does tofu exist in Equestria?

[Mitril]

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I just now remembered that Pinkie Pie creepypasta Cupcakes
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"Stu don't eat the cupcakes !"
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ALSO
WHAT TEH FUCK!
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[Stigafel]

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This is what happens when third party manufacturers don't regard source material. in any facet.

[Officer Hotpants]

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Need to update Twilight's caption in that third picture from the bottom to "pudding".

[Snow]

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To my knowledge that is not something you can do on Earth, however this is the intention behind being able to write things off your taxes in America I believe. If you contribute money toward an end that taxes would normally cover then a tax write-off is essentially saying "I already paid money towards this."

Public good, repairs of city property, social services, stuff taxes would normally fund. Granted there's probably hoops you ahve to go through and such, and i don't think people actually do this in the spirit it was intended, but I might be wrong.

Being able to do so at city hall in Equestria just seems like one of those quality of life things that should 'be a thing'.

[Digital Phoenix]

Love the story correspondence of Anon and Princess Celestia, and can't wait for the next letter. Keep up the good work!

[Kadigan]

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Well, that would turn out to be a disaster, right?

In trying real hard with the best intentions, Twilight - as usual - manages to fuck shit up for everyone else. In this instance: creates a species of predators capable of reasoning and planing...

This needs to be in, somehow. I mean, it'd be actually devastating, but... it fits.

Could be a small contingent, for instance - like, a group of 5-8, that manage to escape into the Everfree. I wonder how many future letters could include things such as "We've yet to locate the last two. Incidentally, the list of missing ponies (which I'm sure is completely unrelated) keeps growing, and has me concerned but I feel we can manage to solve the conundrum without outside help!".

Maybe they could be weaponised and sent to the Griffon Empire to build a hive there... I wonder if they're allergic to griffon meat...

[Bronzer]

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I am NOT clicking that. I saw the video years ago...