To: Anon, From HRH Sunbutt.

by Snow

From HRH Cushy Tush, RE: Letter 114

Author's Note:

Letter 114: Here.

To HRH Chrysalis,

I'm not sure you want Twilight officiating. She means well but she gets... tunnel vision. I will be sending a few ambassadors to Ponyville on Our behalf. They are not nobles, and so I expect them to be personable, willing to listen, and moderately open-minded.

I would also like to warn you that Twilight may attempt sexual assault - please do not hold this against her. It's... something of a standard, especially if you show the slightest bit of interest in her. Or appear to show the slightest bit of interest.

I do look forward to improved relations with the Changeling Hive(s), and preferably not having to test my employees quite so regularly.

Penned by,
HRH Celestia

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Dear Anon,

If you become romantically involved with Queen Chrysalis, Equestrian health care will not cover any sexually-transmissive cross-species diseases you may encounter.

Also, you are not to bring her to our movie nights without prior warning. Luna is still sore about not getting a chance to fight her.

Your friend,
Tia

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To my most faithful student, Twilight Sparkle,

I will of course be willing to send a few aids to ensure things go smoothly. I do warn you that Equestrian healthcare does not cover changeling STDs. Please keep that in mind should you choose to approach Chrysalis in such a way.

Your loving mentor,
Princess Celestia

Comments

[Venerable Ro]

I will of course be willing to send a few aids to ensure things go smoothly. I do warn you that Equestrian healthcare does not cover changeling STDs.

Hey, you wanna talk about drug-resistant diseases? How about something that mutates so regularly that you have to consider uncertainty principle while treating it?

[FanficReader920]

I would also like to warn you that Twilight may attempt sexual assault

I can't!

[Mister-H]

Wonder what kind of STDs Changelings have...

[Officer Hotpants]

Hwoo! Stealthy as she tried to be, the sheer heat coming off that BURN gave it away!

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Whatever STDs you want them to have, honey.

[lusians]

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more like wath kind of STDs they dont have

[Top_Smug]

Celly might be jelly with how passive aggressive she sounded in her part to anon

[rikusorasephiroth]

... but will the Equestrian Healthcare system cover Chrysalis for any HUMAN STDs shhe contracts?