Letter 107: Here.
To my most faithful student, Twilight Sparkle,
Twilight, contrary to popular belief fire is not the answer to all problems. While fire may be tangentially involved in the problem-solving process, rarely is its direct application going to result in the desired outcome. I encourage you to spend your time awaiting trial for insurance fraud and/or arson thinking of ways you could have solved the problem of structural and monetary instability of an orphanage.
I will offer this as an example to get you started: Following instead the trail of bits that should be leading to said orphanage from the crown's coffers. Using your prodigious magical capabilities in conjunction with your friends voluntary support to repair the orphanage yourself. Ask the orphanage matron what she thinks would be most helpful for a long-term solution.
Looking up another lawyer for you,
Princess Celestia
Dear Anon,
On the 'Twilight Bucks Up' bingo, does this count as C3: Burning down an orphanage and A1: Solving Problems With Fire, or just C3?
Your friend,
Tia.PS. Please forward me the actual information for the orphanage, such institutions are supposed to be pulling a stipend from the crown in addition to donations to support costs such as food, water, education, and structural stability. Somepony is going to have a very bad day.
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Huh, after managing Twiggles for so long, has Anon accrued some real investigative authority?
snerk
Someone's in trouble~!
The fact that Celestia's in on the game now is wonderful. The fact that they didn't consider that anything as broad as "solving problems with fire" would cause confusion is a bit odd coming from two people who know better from regular experience, however.
10177558
It's an officially recognized & compensated government job. An extremely hazardous one, at that. I'd imagine he has more authority than Celestia will ever tell him without a compelling reason to do so.
"Twilight Bucks Up Bingo?" Is ' Being Purple' the FREE SPACE?
Witch-of-the-Everfree!Sunset: "Says you!" *sets fire to the fire*
10179312
It should be.
... I wouldn't mind reading a scene around this. ;]
10179312
Sure why not.
...HERESY.
10182876
your profile pic is really appropriate
I disagree, Dark Souls has taught me time and time again that fire is always the answer to your problems, until you reach the end of the world and everything is ash as the light fades.