To: Anon, From HRH Sunbutt.

by Snow

From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 95

Author's Note:

Letter 95: Here.

To my most faithful student, Twilight Sparkle,

I see. Thank you very much for bringing this matter to my attention, Twilight. I'll have a talk with Anon about the incident, though I don't think you need to worry about any new forms of recreational substances; I recognize the phrase from some of Anon's previous meetings.

Your loving mentor,
Princess Celestia

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Dear Anon,

I wouldn't actually blame you if you had elected to sample certain mind-altering substances, but I must encourage you to use them in moderation.

Responsible suggestion aside, it really is quite sweet that Twilight worries over you. You may be amused to know that she may or may not believe that 'liberty' and 'justice' are some form of narcotic or intoxicant. I'm rather curious to hear the full story of what precisely happened.

Your friend,
Celestia

PS. This is your one chance to answer me yourself, I do have others I can ask.

Comments

[Fireeaters]

Lol

[Stelarwand030]

Only Twilight. This is the best response.

[WorldWalker128]

I wouldn't be surprised if there are drugs called that, actually. I also wouldn't be surprised if Anon had used them at least once.

[Starbuck the Pegasus]

Dear Tia,
No, you don’t. I already payed him off with a bag of emeralds.
Your gossip blocker,
Anon

[Bronzer]

PS. This is your one chance to answer me yourself, I do have others I can ask.

Anon: “Won’t you ask them anyway to fact-check me?”
Sunspot: “Not at all. I will take you at your word and trust in your honesty.”
Anon: “...”
Anon: “... Reeeeealllllyyyyy? Iiiiinterestiingggg.

Anon’s antics suddenly make perfect sense. They are perfectly in-line with American sense of humor.