Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 95

Dear Princess Celestia,

I’m worried about Anon’s health.

I asked him if he was free tomorrow, and he responded by yelling, and I quote, “[Expletive] yeah, I am. You essay, you essay, you essay,” and then running around with his fists in the air. I’m not sure if calling me an essay was supposed to be an insult, but it was nonsensical at best.

I asked him about the meaning of his behavior, but he said I wasn’t “free enough” to understand. His wording made be believe he had taken some manner of hallucinogenic drugs. When I asked if this was true, he replied with, “The only drugs I’m on are liberty and justice for all.”

In light of this, I would like to request a subtle investigation into the possibility of a new drug or drugs in Ponyville. “Liberty” and “justice” appear to be the recreational names. If my fears are proven right, Anon may be in need of an intervention followed by rehabilitation, depending on the effectiveness of the former.

Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle

Comments

[Stelarwand030]

Anon is trolling Twilight. Ponies are going to overreact.

[Level Dasher]

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Or join his cause. Viva la revolution!
Dude, give Snow a chance to catch up! XD

[ANW]

I hope he didn't drink after Twilight.
Those type of medicines designed for unicorns/alicorns can produce some interesting effects for humans.

[darthrex]

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Whoosh.

[Black--Soul]

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Yeah... Your right...

[Hotel_Chicken]

My money is on drugs from Pinkie or Tree Hugger.

[FrostTheWolf]

If this is either Anon demanding for a break from Twiggle's daily bullshit or screwing with her just for the hell of it, I'm eager to see where this is going

[CrustyKing]

So, is it 4th of July in the ponyland?

[A.P.O.N.I.]

You know, I do so love occasionally reading these letters that show that Anon's snarking interpretations of Twiggles aren't unwarranted.

[Confused Horse Noises]

He is clearly being possessed.

[Officer Hotpants]

Uh oh. Anon's possessed by the ghost of an overly enthusiastic Mexican immigrant. What have Stu & Pinkie done?

[HugLordFalcor]

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USA mate not. you ese

[TigerCat111]

Okay, this is officially my favorite chapter

[Illi]

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POSSESSED WITH FREEDOM!

[dzamie]

It's the dream that we all share, the hope for tomorrooooooowwwwww~~

[Mist_Chaser]

Final proof that "Purple Smart" should be reclassified as "Purple Autism" (high functioning on the spectrum)

[Delta-118]

USA! USA!

[artofwar77]

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Yeah, I'm embarrassed at how many times I had to reread this chapter to understand what "you essay" meant...

[Officer Hotpants]

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Completely went over my head. Probably on account of having burritos on the brain where this story is concerned.

[Vladistad]

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My bet is on the fourth of July

[Doomed Soul]

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Or celebrating a national holiday from his homeland.

[ShortestFuse]

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Ah *yes*, it's that peasant holiday where you celebrate a distinctly uncapitalist reduction in profits!

[Pharaoh]

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You're right. Thank you for holding me to a higher standard.

[FrostTheWolf]

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That too

[The Big Y]

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[ShortestFuse]

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I think y'all need to take shit a lil less seriously before Democracy becomes non-negotiable!

[Doomed Soul]

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That is technically accurate if you are looking at it strictly from the British perspective rather than the actual rebels.

[NecromanCREEEEEE]

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I'm sorry, I'm lost. What Holiday are we celebrating? Considering you said "You" I'm going to assume you aren't American.

If it's Veterans' Day I will murder you, because you're just a horrible person if you don't celebrate your living soldiers and mourn the ones that died serving your country.

[A Wild Magikarp]

I asked him if he was free tomorrow, and he responded by yelling, and I quote, “[Expletive] yeah, I am. You essay, you essay, you essay,” and then running around with his fists in the air. I’m not sure if calling me an essay was supposed to be an insult, but it was nonsensical at best.

pics.me.me/are-you-free-this-weekend-gazes-into-distance-sheds-single-34725241.png

Science has failed us until we find a way to put liberty and justice into capsule form.

[TDR]

Whelp it's clear Anon is american.

[M4Tiger4014]

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Hey! My brother's high functioning, and he doesn't act anywhere near this Autistic. FFS Twiggles, he's not even 20 and he's figured out that if someone's doing random weird shit to ignore them if possible, especially someone like anon

[Stelarwand030]

I literally just got he was yelling "USA! USA!". And i live in the US. I am ashamed.

[Jack443]

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You aren’t alone I thought he was speaking Spanish or something at first

[WorldWalker128]

I'm so confused right now I could be Purple Smart herself.

[Alitaher003]

which idiot let twilight actually write her own letters?

[Thatonedude]

Ah, yes. A true patriot. Not even being stuck in ponyland will stop Anon's celebration of the best (and only REAL) holiday

[vinyldash23]

PURPLE!!!!!!!!!

[Brawny Charger]

"Allow me to sing you the song of my people Purple Smart." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0RRzZrluaA&list=LLJ159Mb28JN5o_b6mg8OE0Q&index=36&t=0s

[Bronzer]

’MURICA FUCK YEAHR!

[KvAT]

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'MERICA SAVES THE MOTHERFUCKIN' DAY YEAH!

[shirotora]

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Science hasn't disappointed i.imgur.com/bjzfgZz.jpg