To: Anon, From HRH Sunbutt.

by Snow

From HRH Sun Bun, RE: Letter 87

Author's Note:

Letter 87: Here.

Dear Anon,

You are my friend, and at times confidante. I have more respect for you than nine in ten ponies I meet during the day. These are the reasons I'm going to ask 'Are you sure?' before I turn you over to Royal Equestrian Bureaucratic Acquisitions and Revenue. They get a little overzealous. Um. Really overzealous.

...Anon even my sister and I pay taxes on our personal spending and gains.

Anon, even Discord will send them a yearly envelope of something utterly bizarre yet valuable.

Your friend,
Celestia

Comments

[Hotel_Chicken]

Oh man, you know you've fucked up when even Discord pays his taxes.

[Willmar]

Royal Equestrian Bureaucratic Acquisitions and Revenue

That acronym. 10/10

[RBronyReader446]

Wait, what the hell could Discord send that is bizzare, yet valuable? You have my curiosity

[Vibrant lies]

Only two things are constant. Death and angry horse tax collectors

[Venerable Ro]

Personally, I find arguments made by REBAR to have quite a bit of weight behind them. Especially the arguments previously set in stone.

Seriously Anon, those revenuers invented cement shoes.

[Fregith]

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'Mundane' as opposed to 'Magic Horse Land' which after all has magic.

Also your classism is showing.

[Golden_Reflection]

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It sounds like REBAR could be quite forceful at prying open their victims people who don't pay tax.

[Snow]

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• A solid alexandrite four-sided ten-edged object that is in a vault due to too many gibbering incidents,
• 18 pounds of aged yakyakistan cheese, four of which were sufficient to make the diployaktic envoy squee in joy and sit quietly in their quarters until they were asked to leave.
• The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything, with associated 10th dimensional proof, that is in a vault after Prfsr Trifold renamed herself to Tree Hugger and wandered off after confirming it.
• The beginner's fieldguide to successfully training circus cats.
• One 'get out of chaos free' coupon, framed and displayed in the REBAR Canterlot headquarters.

[Venerable Ro]

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Their arguments are structured and quite resilient, there are no exploitable weak points. They are in fact the gold standard of the Equestian civil service, much of the kingdom's legal edifice is built on a core of REBAR.

[Snow]

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9931158
9931146

I am so proud of making this acronym.

[EntropyEntropy]

Anon then proceeds to lay about a set of imhumane 4chan traps for the tax collectors so bad they revolt at the mere thought of going after him.

[Genjen]

Pay your horse taxes Anon, this is a battle with no winners.

9931176
More like he "fought the law and the law won."

[SeventhBrony]

[Mitril]

Anon go fuck REBAR!
If they will even try they will regret it and will pay in blood!
But maybe start small and try to hide it
Also, don't trust pony banks but foreign ones ,like with Swiss banks
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If it was IRS, then it would be different, even Joker doesn't fuck with IRS

[FrostTheWolf]

Oh... NOW you bucked up, Anon.

[FanOfMostEverything]

They are inevitable, Anon, and you are not Iron Man.

[Greenish Smile]

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One 'get out of chaos free' coupon, framed and displayed in the REBAR Canterlot headquarters.

Discord: Oh no no no you of all ponies know we discontinued that promotion

[EntropyEntropy]

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This Anon seems to be the dude that rolls with necromancy and murderous psychopaths, and pulls pranks on princesses and jokes around.

I honestly think he could be an even bigger freight than Discord.

[Genjen]

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Necromancy, murderous psychopaths, and R.E.B.A.R. Only one of these gets any respect from Discord.

Hell, I'll bet R.E.B.A.R loves necromancers. They can't use death as an excuse to avoid paying their horse taxes.

[HoneyBadgerr]

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never seen that one before

[EntropyEntropy]

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Hence why I said he'd be an even bigger freight than Discord. The Anons I tend to think of are so goddamn out there that they make even Discord bewildered by their antics.

"Yea, I told them I'd pay them in the Everfree forest, then I set the whole fucking place on fire."
"Anon, I believe I've said I've tried that and the trees put the fires out themselves."
"I didn't set the trees on fire Celestia."
"Pardon?"
"I set the FOREST on fire."
*Pans over to anon strapping flint and steel to a pack of diamond dogs before shouting to wake them up and throwing angel bunny with meat strapped to him in front of them, strapped to their tales are active torches.*

[Frankie2]

Anon. Do yourself a favor... PAY YOUR TAXES!! I have a feeling you don't want to mess with Equestria's version of the IRS.

[WorldWalker128]

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An accordion.
A live Narwhal.
A blue can of red paint that once dry is actually a dark shade of pink.
Modern art.
The last case of New Coke, mint-condition.
The pair of Golden Underwear (literal) that Daring Do found last month.
7 Dragon balls (but not the angry dragon they came from, oddly enough)
A Tarrasque's tooth.
A head of lettuce (that doesn't expire) and a ball of yarn.
A Refrigerator of Colding (basically the box version of a bag of holding with refrigeration application).

[CatTheSystem]

Pay your taxes, Anon. Or they will send I.R.S upon you. Be careful, even I get chills from him.

[Bookwurm666]

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Remember even the Joker isn't willing to mess with the IRS💵💰💸

[Shadowshame]

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No but he is definitely fine with Bucking up the economy by burning a dump truck's load of cash

[Bronzer]

Anon even my sister and I pay taxes on our personal spending and gains.

Ah, she lied. The tax money literally belongs to her and her sister. Technically, all money does, but that's beside the point when it comes to taxation. Saying "Even my sister and I give ourselves our own money back" is not a valid argument.

I have more respect for you than nine in ten ponies I meet during the day.

That sounds kinda disrespectful given the kind of ponies she probably meets.