To: Anon, From HRH Sunbutt.

by Snow

From Tia, RE: Letter 26.1

Author's Note:

Letter 26.1: Here.

Dear Anon,

I've hopefully defused her for the time being but I need you to make certain - with Spike's help - that the blackboards are erased, her notes from the past day are destroyed, and Twilight does not contact Pinkie within the next 36 hours in a private setting. Follow her around if you have to.

All will be well,
Celestia

Comments

[Mist_Chaser]

If all else fails, convince Twilight that even though they lack magic of their own, humans are actually well versed in ritual magic. Then procede with "circle, circle, dot, dot... Now you have your Hokey Shot."

[Emtu]

She left off the HRH!

[Snow]

9859940
Humans have mastered a form of runic magic actually. Through careful design of lines and chords of metal or crystal, lightning can be harnessed to work great wonders. If you've ever actually looked at a circuit board you'll see kinda what I mean, especially since a logic gate could be made to look a bit like a rune.

And yes I'm being a bit silly but if you tried to explain it to a species that hasn't invented it yet, it sounds magic.

[TheExplodingChipmunk]

9859974
Yeah, we are slowly reaching the point were Technology becomes harder and harder to differentiate from literal magic.
Trough careful crafting and arcane exotic knowledge we made rocks think with caught lightning.
We build weapons that rip the very building blocks of our world apart and turn them into energy.
We have created a library without books containig nearly all knowledge of humanity that we can access from any given location via an invisible unnoticeable force.
Oh and lets not forget that we build city’s from liquid stone, crystal and metal that reach as far as the eye can see with spires that touch the clouds.

[SRY]

9859974
I love this description so I'm gonna steal it for some future use.
9860144
Something something Asimov magic and technology.

But, well humans are space orcs basically.

I will never tire of posting this:
https://www.geeksaresexy.net/2018/01/22/humans-horrific-space-orcs/ https://imgur.com/gallery/wpZ4w

[Mist_Chaser]

9859974
I'm just saying he could mess with her to calm her down. And the sacred runes of the "circle, circle, dot, dot" ritual taps into her obvious nieve understanding of the world.

[Neece]

9860281
Ah, the classic of HFY. You did remember be there's been some months since I last read Dearhworlders, I should get up to date again.

[PonyDragon]

And now I'm left wondering whether or not he'll get Spike if things turn out bad for poor Twi.

[ClosetBrony]

These have been hilariously wonderful to read. Thank you for creating and sharing.

[WorldWalker128]

So then....she DID try to solve Pi mathematically? Twilight you foal....

[Vash_ts]

I Find funny to hear a star in this story saying how all shall be well

[FridayPie]

9860946
You can do that, you just should stop at some point, because formula got infinite number of members.

[Frankie2]

'not contact Pinkie within the next 36 hours'? Why?

[MidnightFMare]

9867328
Because she KNOWS what it's really about

[ANW]

P.S
Should that time ever come, if he is not old enough, Spike will be placed under you.

[No I Will Not]

Just contact The Foundation at this rate and classify Twix Spix as an SCP.

[Earthpatriot117]

I have absolutely no clue what the hell's going on.

[Snow]

9980344
Probably for the best.

[Zepher]

Where's the reply to letter 26.2?

[vinyldash23]

Is this the H. Pokey conspiracy? To drive ponies insane?

[MrChampion12]

9991167
I second this, where's the reply for 26.2?

[LucarioFan2066]

HEY, SNOW, I'M YELLING TO GET YOUR ATTENTION!
..Okay, hopefully I've got your attention now. You seem to have missed 27.2. I hope you will fix this post-haste.
Regards,
Pokemon-Died-In-2018