To: Anon, From HRH Sunbutt.

by Snow

From HRH Hot Tamale, RE: Letter 15

Author's Note:

Letter 15: Here.

To my faithful student, Twilight Sparkle,

Twilight, I look forward to your dissertation on the unique properties of edible-to-edible transmutations and transformations as soon as it is ready, and I remind you again that casting spells to which you have no counterspell should be done with due consideration. I also warn you that while the Apples are related to Oranges, they tend to take exception to it being extended to their crops, but for the love of literature do not attempt to convert any tree-borne fruit into a pear in their presence. Do not.

Do not, Twilight.

Your loving mentor,
Princess Celestia

PS. Do. Not.

Dear Anon,

Luna turned an even more interesting shade of purple when I asked about how you've been sleeping lately. If you are truly that pent up, I can reccomend a few magazines I'm fairly certain my subjects don't realize I know exist.

Perhaps you need a marefriend?

Penned by,
HRH Celestia

Comments

[PaintedPony]

Big sister is being big sisterly.

[gakposter]

Is purple good or bad?

[RustDust]

"Reccomend"

[artofwar77]

Do not.

Do not, Twilight.

Serious business.

[doompownr]

Oh fuck what a kindly worded mega burn.

[Frankie2]

I would give you a bigger one but I'm not on my desktop. 🌟

[Greatazuredragon]

I'm reading both your and 2Merr's story side by side one chapter at a time, and it's hilarious!
Great work, both of you.

[Fallen Angel N]

9857803
Yes

[Shadowshame]

9910077
So good for anon bad for Luna

[Bookwurm666]

for the love of literature do not attempt to convert any tree-borne fruit into a pear in their presence. Do not

I get the feeling this has happened before

[vinyldash23]

Yeah. That would SUCK. Also, poor Luna.

[LucarioFan2066]

do not attempt to convert any tree-borne fruit into a pear in their presence. Do not.

...But wasn't that how Mac, Jack and Bloom were born?

[Sir Starshine]

9862626
I am too! And it’s bucking hilarious!

[Coretz]

Perhaps you need a marefriend?

You offering, Porncess?

[Fading Star]

9858438
Super serious buisness
Kwak-kwak-kudah! Kwa-kwa kudAh!

[CommanderFakingShepard2]

10087021
Only way to read them