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Vibrant lies

Words from the wise man on the mountain.

When Life gives you lemons you have several options;

1. Sit there and whine.
2. Throw them back at Life because really, who likes lemons?
3. Make plain old lemonade.
4. Squeeze them into Life's eyes, and see how Life likes it.
5. Make grape juice and let Life sit there wondering how you did it.

Tales of the Fallen

Tales and melodies of Equestrias' 'evil' few.

Discordantly: Discord's Story Descent into madness
Reason of Discord's insanity.

Children of the night
Creation of the Crystal Empire

A Tale of One Shadow Sombra

Sombra's corruption

Daughter of the moon.
Luna's fall to the Nightmare.

When you're evil Discord escapes

Discord fights the Mane 6.

Mother changeling
Melody of the fallen swarm.

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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

The product of one to many sad/serious fics....

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom; don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout "AMEN!".

5.Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks; once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

7.Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the Prophecy".

9. Skip down the hall rather than walk; see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify that your drive-through order is "To go".

12. Sing along at the Opera.

14. Put Mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.

17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won!".

18. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!".

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go".

20. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

21. Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom".

22. Every time someone responds to your comment, yell "You're welcome!"