Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 33

Dear Princess Assoline,

Today I learned that I shouldn’t try to hang out with Anon and Spike on their Bro Day^TM. Not only am I a huge nerd, I also lack testicles, both of which disqualify me from being Bro material.*

Bro Day^TM is a sacred ritual from Anon’s home world, and I violated several human traditions by attempting to participate without fully understanding its rich cultural history and meaning. In the future, I will be more inclined to check myself before I wreck myself.

Your one-nerd herd,
Book Horse

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* We sometimes let Dash join. She’s got bigger metaphorical balls than anyone I’ve ever met, plus she brings pizza and cider. 200% Bro material.

Love, Anon

Comments

[PinkiePieFox]

Dash is best bro.

[FrostTheWolf]

I find it hilarious that Anon actually got 'bro day' trademarked-

In the future, I will be more inclined to check myself before I wreck myself.

That's just gold.

[Hotel_Chicken]

Luna is best Princess, Dash is best Bro, and Pinkie is best Pinkie. Any other bests?

[Mitril]

* We sometimes let Dash join. She’s got bigger metaphorical balls than anyone I’ve ever met, plus she brings pizza and cider. 200% Bro material.
Love, Anon

After reading this , this is the first thing I thought about
https://youtu.be/u6xRSafBV8o

[DarkDMan]

Bro fist!
Eagerly awaiting response!

[link4]

Ok...this actually got me laughing

[TheSneek]

The mentioning of Dash as an honorary bro reminded me of something.

[Xorn]

Know your place, Book Horse.

[vinyldash23]

Ok ,this is one of the best ones.

[Mister-H]

9866872
Ah. A TwoGAG fan?

[Shadow Star]

http://www.awkwardzombie.com/comic/harassoline

[Zepher]

9869608
Your profile pic goes perfectly with your comment.

[Sir Starshine]

Rainbow Meth is best Bro horse!

[War-Mercer]

"I will be more inclined to check myself before I wreck myself.

Your one-nerd herd,
Book Horse"

I choked, especially because this is pretty much the lesson at the end of at least 90% of the episodes of the show.