Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 19

Dear Princess Outranked-by-a-literal-bug,

Today I learned that not everything has to be sexual.

Flutterhush invited me over for tea because she wanted to show me “something private.” I came as fast as I could and then ran to her cottage, but all she actually wanted was my opinion on a book she was writing. It sucked fat tits, but I wanted to suck hers, so I said it had potential.

(She’s now rambling about how inadequate she sometimes feels, so I’m writing this to pretend like I’m still listening. Blah blah blah blah blah. The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog. Antidisestablishmentarianism. I had to look up how to spell that one. She’s still going. Wow. This might take a while. I’ll just scribble in the corner until she’s done.*)

Your bluebeaned basket case,
Thotlight Stalker

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* Twenty-seven minutes. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say she might have issues.

Love, Anon

Author's Note:

Celestia’s reply

Comments

[FTR2017]

rainbowlaugh:

...

You brought a smile onto my day. Thank you!

[Hotel_Chicken]

I ship it.

[Angel_Wings]

Is it just me, or is Anon projecting?

[Hotel_Chicken]

9857759
Eeyup

[Eroraf86]

Oh my gosh, Twilight. Somepony needs another Moment with Dr. Wolf.

[Neece]

I now feel bad for Thotlight Stalker

[vinyldash23]

Wow. Why was this one of my favorite ones? Also, what the hell does that huge ass word mean and how do you pronounce it? I'm too busy reading the other letters to Google it.

[Bronzer]

I came as fast as I could and then ran to her cottage

Maybe work isn’t the best place to read this on my phone.

[Pidgie]

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Antidisestablishmentarianism is a political movement that developed in 19th-century Britain in opposition to Disestablishmentarianism, the Liberal Party's efforts to disestablish or remove the Church of England as the official state church of England, Ireland, and Wales.

Anti-dis-e-stab-lish-men-tari-an-ism.

[DovahkiinMaster]

9942656
It's one of my favorite words, lol.

[Shadow Star]

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say she might have issues.
Love, Anon

you JUST figure that out?