Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 106.1

Author's Note:

Response to this

To Princess Celestia,

As stated before, I know in my heart that your forgiveness is unconditional, yet it still brings me great joy and relief to read it from your own hoof. I thank you.

If you wish to play Ogres and Oubliettes, I am sure you would enjoy it. The game can be fun on its own, but playing with friends is where I find the true enjoyment lies. Even on days where our game goes poorly, I would not trade a second of it, for it was something we experienced together.

As for my thoughts on the role you would play, I feel you would best fit the role of a paladin of Sol. They are pure and incorruptible, fearless in the face of evil, showing love and mercy to those who do not deserve it, even those who would be cast away and abandoned by everyone else. Their kindness is matched only by their strength and wisdom. But that is merely how I see it. The decision is ultimately yours. Regardless of the role you choose to play, I know you will do well.

You inquired about the quality of my time in Ponyville thus far. I must admit, it has been a different kind of struggle. I find it difficult not to burst into song every morning. Each day brings a new experience that I treasure deeply. I have not felt true hunger since my time in the forest. I can now sleep for many hours in a row. My wings have healed and can once again fold against my chitin without discomfort. I no longer lose fangs when biting into hard food. In fact, my most recent set of fangs has lasted over two months. I often wonder if this is all a dream that I will eventually wake from, but even if it is, I am grateful to have dreamed it.

Anonymous recently told me that misdirection can be humorous when used to express positive emotions. I hope I did not cause you undue distress if my attempt at humor was structured improperly. I assure you, my life is truly better than it has ever been, and I can only see it getting better.

Per your suggestion, I will consult with the hospital regarding first aid instruction. My friends frequently injure themselves, and I would give anything to ease their pain in whatever manner I could. If I can help them even a fraction as much as they have helped me, I would consider that a blessing beyond measure.

Stu

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Dear Celestia,

First of all: I don’t know who you’ve been talking to, but they’re a goddamn liar.

Second: That was entirely uncalled for. I don’t call you names, so why would you say such a thing about me? I know you think it’s funny to be rude sometimes, but that genuinely hurt my feelings.

Love, Anon

Comments

[Maramanasa]

Oh anon the most tsundere of characters

[Ninjadeadbeard]

Wholesome as Buck.

[Rosegfx]

The decision is ultimately yours. Regardless of the role you choose to play, I know you will do well.

This gave me the imagery of Celestia roleplaying a Tavern Brawler Barbarian, complete with half-drunken speech.

[Reykan]

Tia: Anon, you are Gud ppls
Anon: y you hurt me?

[Officer Hotpants]

Poor Anon. He tries so hard but gets no respect.

[Neece]

Can't Tia see she's hurting his street cred?

[FanOfMostEverything]

Stu is a precious cinnamon roll who is too good for this world. Too pure.

10031752
Depending on her history, she might see that as nostalgic.

[Venerable Ro]

10031752

I'd honestly peg her as one of those bard-warlocks. You know, the chaotic neutral ones that know fun spells like silent image or magic mouth.

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[Mister-H]

God... Stu is such a cinnamon roll...

[FrostTheWolf]

10031752
Or having Celestia be a Paladin with a clear sense of what's right and wrong... which is ironic, since it seems that Twiggles can't

[2Merr]

10032001

magic mouth

Even knowing what it actually does, it still sounds lewd to imagine Celestia using magic mouth.

[Officer Hotpants]

10032622
I mean, we are talking about bards...

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i.imgur.com/gCQmlRM.jpg

[Frankie2]

I said it once, I'll say it again. I Stu.

[Frankie2]

And what's up with Anon? He doesn't like being called nice?

[Doomed Soul]

10033597
He probably doesn't want to admit that he really does care.

[Kadigan]

As for my thoughts on the role you would play, I feel you would best fit the role of a paladin of Sol.

While very sweet, she'd be a goddamn Mary Sue in this party. ;]

[Kadigan]

10033764
He has a reputation to uphold, after all! ;D

[DanishDash]

I love Stu, always warms my heart when he writes, and always make me laugh when Anon writes. I like this chapter, comfy.

[Sir Starshine]

10033512
Those are fucking hilarious!

[KvAT]

My heart melts for Stu