Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 122

Dear Princess Baewatch,*

Today I learned that there are severe social repercussions for ordering nuggies in a tendie town.

I didn’t even know there was a difference, not that that’s surprising. With my eyes being purple, it’s a miracle I can see at all. It’s both a blessing and a curse. I can see the world, but I can also see myself.

Anyway, I have since learned that tendies are top and nuggies are fake and gay. Despite this, I will still be eating them whenever possible.

Your nugger lover,
Twyrone

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* It was that or Daywatch, I couldn’t decide.

Love, Anon

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[Ninjadeadbeard]

Today I learned that there are severe social repercussions for ordering nuggies in a tendie town.

thumbs.gfycat.com/DismalLimitedIberianlynx-small.gif

Reminds me of this classic (warning, language).

[FurryBrony]

Twilight doesn't even know that it's the black hole in the center of the eye that lets you see called the pupil? For shame, Twiggles, for shame.

[vortex123]

I didn’t even know there was a difference, not that that’s surprising. With my eyes being purple, it’s a miracle I can see at all. It’s both a blessing and a curse. I can see the world, but I can also see myself.

Damn Anon, shots fired.

[Level Dasher]

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Overkill?

[A.P.O.N.I.]

I came out of this not knowing whether or not the nuggies were metaphorical.

[Moonlight_Mist]

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That's where my mind went immediately. Funny how before Twilight had this brilliant idea to return her senpai from the abyss just so she could be all 'notice me, senpai', not to mention actually getting her senpai to notice her she never would have been so picky about her tendies. I mean there was that time when Twilight told Starlight there were tendies in the freezer. That was some time before Chrysalis had to flee her home because a bunch of new age hippies wrecked the place because she wouldn't conform. Now Princess Twiggle's tendies have to be mommy-made.

[Illi]

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This is what nuggies do to the brain.

[FTKnight]

….. it is chapters like this that make me regret that Snow's passion for doing the Princess's response to these burned out..

[Officer Hotpants]

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My mind went somewhere else.

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You should see what nuggers do.

[Ninjadeadbeard]

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Huh. Neat.

[meerkat8472]

... I'm so confused.

[Desti]

I'm definitely a nuggey boi. Sometimes it's tendies but most of the time the nuggies are just too good.

[Ampersand]

What about the BK Chicken Fries?

[marking]

Will you be talking over for "To Anon from Hrh Celestia" or should i just go on without reading the amazing banter

[WorldWalker128]

nuggets are small and round and are basically the baby version of chicken patties. Tenders, also called Chicken Fingers, are at least the length of a finger and SHOULD have a enough breading to crunch when they're done cooking. If they don't crunch at least a little, you dun Eff'd up somehow.
At least, that's the difference where I grew up.

[Frankie2]

10207124 I thought I was the only one. That's a relief.

[Wild Stallion]

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Trust me you are not the only ones. Although I think WorldWalker128 gave the most complete explanation we are liable to get:

nuggets are small and round and are basically the baby version of chicken patties. Tenders, also called Chicken Fingers, are at least the length of a finger and SHOULD have a enough breading to crunch when they're done cooking. If they don't crunch at least a little, you dun Eff'd up somehow.
At least, that's the difference where I grew up.

In other words, Chicken Nuggets are consider small potatos compared to Chicken Fingers/Tenders. At least that was my take away.

[2Merr]

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You forgot to address this post.

I made a blog post instead of hunting down all the comments asking about it because it seemed easier that way.

Edit: The context in the comment was deleted. Now I look like a fool :(