Dear Princess Sun Tzu,
Today I learned that throwing poop at monkeys is not conducive to gaining their trust.
I wanted to show Anon what Equestrian primates are like, so I dragged him to the Manehattan Zoo. Along the way, he told me he was an expert on primates back in his world. This excited me because I’m dumb and I believed him.
At the monkey exhibit, there were signs saying not to agitate the monkeys or they’ll throw poop at you. Anon told me that monkeys throw poop when they want to gain the trust of a stranger. I tried testing his claim by imitating that behavior. Not only did the monkeys not trust me, they became so enraged that the zoo workers had to close off the exhibit for the rest of the day.
Anon has successfully convinced me that the only reason it didn’t work is because Equestrian monkeys have a different social structure from Earth monkeys. My tiny, wrinkly brain has once again fallen before the might of Anon’s bigger, more handsome brain.
Your gullible grapehorse,
Reese’s FecesP.S. - The monkey threw first, I was simply returning fire.
P.P.S. - It was the monkey’s poop, not mine.
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Small brain: clever wordplay
Huge brain : poop jokes
I do not have to even leave home to watch shit throwing dumbass monkeys
I turn on C-SPAN
........ it makes it a little bit better? 🐵🐒💩
I think?
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Poop jokes are the highest form of humor.
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Galaxy Brain: clever wordplay involving poop
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that's some smart shit right there
To be fair, given the size and handsomeness of Anon's brain, you can hardly blame Trolley Sparky for believing him when he said he was an expert.
The fact that she really needed to clarify it was the monkey’s poo is unfortunately necessary
I feel like Anon isn't hanging out with Twilight, he's hanging with Sparkles! The Wonder Horse!
Oddly enough, I’m fairly certain that horseapples are more aerodynamic than primate feces Thus the need for clarification because you KNOW Twiggles has researched that at some point.
i just love shit jokes, don't you?
"Your gullible grapehorse,
Reese’s Feces"
Wouldn't Rhesus' feces be more appropriate ?
Would you say this entire chapter was you just shit-posting?
I'll show myself out now...
That is EXACTLY what I was going to ask. Followed by whether it was Anon's, which she had on hoof for reasons better not meditated upon.
It says a lot when you gotta specify this.
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Oh she probably has his poop, urine, saliva, hair follicles, dead tissue, blood, sweat, a small vial of CSF (wonder if Anon ever woke up with a huge "hangover"?), and most likely sperm somewhere on file.
We already know she has at least one of his bones, so bone marrow isn't a stretch either.
Whether she has any of those on hoof is a separate debate... and I'm not sure if it's even impossible for her to have anything from home "on hoof" via spatiotemporal magic.
Because Deep Purple.
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She probably has live tissue.
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Yes
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Giga brain: make fun of purple