Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 6

Dear Princess Smacks-a-lot,*

Today I learned that yelling at people for having a reasonable difference of opinion is not a good way to make friends. It also does nothing to change their minds.

Since I am unable to defend my blind worship of the Daring Do series and its many, many flaws, I resorted to attacking those who pointed out those flaws. I now realize that when someone criticizes something I like, I shouldn’t try to force them to think differently using a combination of science, magic, and questionable ethics.

Your unhinged sociopath,
Tinky Winky

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* I couldn’t decide between that and Snacks-a-lot. Point is, you got the fattest ass.

Love, Anon

Author's Note:

Celestia’s reply

Comments

[WorldWalker128]

Today I learned that yelling at people for having a reasonable difference of opinion is not a good way to make friends. It also does nothing to change their minds.

A life lesson that I wish EVERYONE would learn this year.

[karnazom]

Dear Princess Smacks-a-lot*,

Lost it

[TheDiscontent]

Tinky winky? We gonna call her dipsy, po, or laalaa too?

[Snow]

To my most faithful student, Twilight Sparkle,

It is always difficult to make our views understood and yet also understand the views of others when they differ from our own greatly. Sometimes a differing of opinion isn't easily overcome, and a mediator is needed. I am pleased you have learned this important lesson in communication and friendship, and I believe it will serve you well.

That being said, I admit concern and hope that you are not employing some of your more theoretical magical lessons in effort to prove a point in an argument.

Your loving mentor,
Princess Celestia

PS. Thank you Anon for your most recent suggestion, I do believe I will take it into very real consideration when next we meet, or perhaps before. I will also have you know that I simply enjoy a pastry or two after a long day.

[PenHeart3]

Teletubbies

[Black--Soul]

O Moon an Stars... That better be a compliment or his ass will have the biggest Sunburn...

[vinyldash23]

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FUCKING THANK YOU!!!!!!

[vinyldash23]

Why the hell is this so damn funny. "Princess Snacks-a-Lot" might be part of it. This letter is the reason she turned into Molestia.

[No I Will Not]

* I couldn’t decide between that and Snacks-a-lot. Point is, you got the fattest ass.

This killed me. I died laughing after failing to snort to breathe.

[Bronzer]

...They’re flirting, aren’t they.

[Coretz]

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"I'll finish this like Ant-Man: all up in your stinky!"

Oppenheimer proceeds to obliterate Thanos

[Fading Star]

Your unhinged sociopath,
Tinky Winky

AAAAAAA!!! My lungs are dying from laugh...
Oh, my... I love your scribble, Author. It makes me happy)

[Jrarulez]

Your unhinged sociopath,
Tinky Winky

I ALWAYS KNEW THAT TELETUBBIES WERE INSANE!