Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 85

Things to maybe call Tia (add to bottom of main list):

• Sunscreen - already used, but it’s cute
• Ivory Eye Candy
• Vanilla Valentine - probably not; doesn’t work with Hearts and Hooves
• Tiananmen Square - she won’t get it

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Things to probably not call Tia:

• Incelestia - 900% sure it doesn’t apply
• Summer Sun Celibate - same^
• Princess in the front, ghetto in the back
• Snow White and her seven asses - lol no

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Things to call Tia’s butt:

• Royal Rump/Rear
• Booty with a Cutie
• Mounds of Moria (MoreTia?)
• Flaming Ball of Ass - probably not
• Cake Storage
• Palest Posterior - eh
• Superior Posterior - less eh
• Alabaster Ass
• Gluteus Maximus Maximus (v1)
• Maximus Gluteus Maximus (v2)
• Dairy Derrière - also eh
• Milky Money Maker
• Land of Milk and Honey (milk and flour?)
• Booty Blast from the Past - because she’s old; maybe don’t use
• Omnibutt
• Holy Hindquarters
• Booty of the Colossus

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Comments

[TheDino27]

Booty Blast from the Past

That one is legendary. Well , they all are but this one even more.

[Rosegfx]

"Page 1 of 17"

[vinyldash23]

I actually like Vanilla Valentine.

[FrostTheWolf]

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Why do I have the feeling that the other pages would contain even more crazy names? xD

[Sigmacipher]

Godammit Anon be more careful with those lists.

[Level Dasher]

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Especially if they accidentally get sent.

[itsune9tl]

Royal but labels:
Office of Court Appeals?
Royal Cushion Defluffer?
Danger Zone prime?

[TinMan]

Snow White and her seven asses - lol no

[Officer Hotpants]

I approve of almost all of these.

[A Wild Magikarp]

This fixation has traveled from one sister to the other. And DAMN Anon needs a hobby. Besides shitposting in letters to royalty I guess.

[PaintedPony]

The names! I guess he writes them down when he thinks of them. Not a good idea to put them in the “out” pile, though, unless he’s prankish her.

[Drazhan]

*looks at the list* hmm.... Shake n' Quake?

[Frankie2]

Did Spike just see Anon writing something and just sent it or did he just sneeze?

[2Merr]

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It was mentioned in one of the early chapters that Anon sends letters with a dragonfire candle so he doesn’t need to find Spike all the time. When writing this, I imagined he knocked the candle over and burned a couple of his note pages.

[Frankie2]

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Ah. Okay.

[Black Hailstorm]

Princess in the front, ghetto in the back

She got it goin on tho, like fo real

[Yellowtail]

‘Page 1 of 17’
Me: Sees that I can’t see the rest.
Me: The sacred texts!

[Poparakelis]

17?!