Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 7

Dear Princess Cellybelly,*

Today I learned that hiding from your problems doesn’t solve them, it often only makes them worse. You’d think I would have learned this from my parents, or maybe some other prominent authority figure in my childhood. You’d also think I would be smart enough to know that zombies don’t just disappear if you pretend you didn’t create them. Go figure.

Your apparently-a-necromancer-now,
Titty Spittle

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* I realize that saying you have the fattest ass last time could have been taken as an insult. Believe you me, that couldn’t be further from the truth. Your ass is the second best in the business.

Love, Anon

Author's Note:

Celestia’s reply

Comments

[Arkonfleight]

>yesterday
If all of these are happening consecutively...

[2Merr]

9853522
Every day is an adventure in tiny horse land

I’m gonna change it to “last time” to make the timing more ambiguous

[Snow]

Dear Twilight Sparkle,

What?

Love,
Princess Celestia.

Dear Anon,

No, seriously, what? What? Twilight couldn't -- she shouldn't have been able-- I take all accusations of necromancy seriously and will be instructing local agents of the crown to report in immediately. If the problem recurs, please slip the pink package of sweetener into Twilight's tea or coffee, dependent upon time of day, and instruct the post office of 'Code bonemeal'. Further instructions will be given.

Penned by,
HRH Celestia

[Heptameron]

i'm at letter seven and only now am i wondering how he is sending these letter's

[2Merr]

9854931
dragonfire candle or something, I dunno ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Pseudonymous]

I don't remember this episode, but now I want to watch it.

[Dashnyymi]

Ofc it's second best, Luna has the best butt

[Mr Stargazer]

9854238
You make this story

[Reviewer007]

Why does this story sound like it's going to end with Anon, Celestia and copious amounts of fire?

[nioniosbbbb]

* I realize that saying you have the fattest ass last time could have been taken as an insult. Believe you me, that couldn’t be further from the truth. Your ass is the second best in the business.

WHOS THE FIRST???

[DarkSmirk]

9858611
Luna's, obviously

[Vibrant lies]

9854238
I agree with Mr Stargazer

[Sound Wave]

Wait wait wait. Is this referring to the series cause I think I may be forgetting some episodes...

[2Merr]

9862451
they're not based on episodes, don't worry

[Black--Soul]

Well... Anon might not burn the biggest Tan on the sun... Lucky him

[Black--Soul]

Wait what... The buck? When? Real Necromancing?!

[Black--Soul]

9862498
Ok thanks... I just got the biggest WTF moment

[vinyldash23]

What the fuck IS this?

[Zepher]

9915026
The best Fimfiction story of all time.

[Zepher]

9893633
Unless he's messing with you.

[Coretz]

Titty spittle is now acceptable terminology when referring to "milk".

[MLG Hard]

Mein gott.

[Ranun]

This reminds me of "How many friends have you made today?!" instantly.
Twilight not being a really good pony

[PinkDragonJr]

is there a fanfic that these are related to. because i an almost certain they are not refferencing show events.