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Dear Princess Sunbutt - 2Merr



Anon takes over Spike’s job of transcribing Twilight’s friendship reports. He does exactly what you’d expect.

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Letter 97.1

Author's Note:

Response to this

Tia,

It’s a relief to know you hated it too. I was worried you were completely lost to the tastes of high society. And I’m not just “some poor fool,” Your Hineyness. I am the poorest fool you will ever meet, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

But honestly, you could have just told me you didn’t want to suffer alone, I would have gladly come along with a flask of “wine” for us to share.

Love, Anon

P.S. - You specifically told me not to spoil anything about any movie we watch after I told you Gandalf comes back (which I only did because you wouldn’t stop crying). Fuck me for trying to do what you say for once. I have learned my lesson. Never again.

P.P.S. - Snape kills Dumbledore.

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