Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 80

Dear Princess M’lady,

I met someone new today. He’s a donkey and he’s fucking insane. Not the “haha look at Twilight trying to steal teeth from the dentist” kind of insane, this guy is legit nuts.

His name is Donkey Xote (pronounced hoe-tay, don’t ask me how), and he claims seems to truly believe he’s a knight of Equestria. He wears a bike helmet and carries a broken rake everywhere he goes, trying to fight buildings. He keeps losing.

He even tried to fight the library so he could “save the fair maiden from the dragon.” That was the final nail in the insanity coffin—he thought I was a fair maiden. What a nutjob.

Anyway, dude’s gonna move on to terrorize some other town soon, and that’ll hopefully be the last we see of him.

Your literary litmus test,
Twerp Slurple

Comments

[Nobody Special]

The mightiest of warriors was just seen. Truely whatever city that this donkey ends up in, will be destroyed by his sheer power.

[The Wind King]

Donkey Hoe-Tay?

Don Quiote?

[Xzrea]

I wonder, who did Donkey Xote thought is a maiden? Twilight or Anon, who's writing the text?

[Hotel_Chicken]

Please, God, Discord, Pinkie Pie, whoever is listening, please tell me he moves to Canterlot.

[alfonso_rd_33]

9907348
of coarse nut!
It's his cousin Don Quijano

9907376
Probably Anon...
Twilight is too much purple and a pony to be confused by fair (Sin is as dumb as Twiggels) or maiden (She'll hump everything she can, even ponnequins)

[DarkSmirk]

9907348
You can bet on it.

[Mitril]

Dear Princess M’lady,

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[brony01]

don quixote? is that you??

[2Merr]

9907376
9907421
Unless Anon signs it or makes a separate section of the letter, any "I" refers to Twilight

[alfonso_rd_33]

9907485
meh points still stand still

[Kingmoonwar19]

9907485

my grandpa told me of a ether a storybook or movie about a old man that gose insane and belives hes a knight of englend and puts on pots and pans and gose on advancers
so I get the refrinc

[TheAlways-RunningDog]

Just be glad it was Donkey Xote and not his adopted deer-pegasus hybrid sister, Doe Flamingo.

[Snow]

9907383
...Ok

[Moonlight_Mist]

9907969
Doe Flamingo? You mean that bitch with the blindingly atrocious pink boa and ridiculous pimp shades? She's got a superiority complex that's miles long, and if I remember she has one hell of a sadistic streak. You mean that Doe Flamingo?

[2Merr]

9908256
...Doflamingo’s a dude, my dude

[Moonlight_Mist]

9908269
Yes, he is. He's a dude, and r63 analogues to well known characters both fictional and real in MLP fanfiction is nothing new.

[TheAlways-RunningDog]

9908256
The same Doe Flamingo that can (somehow) manipulate string and was kicked out of the holy land of Mary Jane.

[Moonlight_Mist]

9908306
...You lost me. I can't tell if you're making a reference (possibly referencing what the chapter is referencing, I don't know. I don't get it.), or if you're just messing around.

To any who care, I wasn't actually making a One Piece reference. I don't know enough about the series to do that. I know a few character names and that's about it. That said, I saw Doe Flamingo and immediately thought of Doflamingo, so I was making a joke while also testing the waters of whether I was somehow getting a reference in a nebulous manner or if I was just making an ass of myself. Given the state of my last comment on the matter, I suspect the latter is the case. Sorry everyone.

[The Big Y]

9908345

To any who care, I wasn't actually making a One Piece reference. I don't know enough about the series to do that.

Uh...

That said, I saw Doe Flamingo and immediately thought of Doflamingo, so I was making a joke

So you were referencing One Piece...

Also, your last comment came off as you being a pretentious twat, it had nothing to do with the reference being bad.

[M4Tiger4014]

Donkey Xote

Wait a second...he didn't...
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HE DID

He even tried to fight the library so he could “save the fair maiden from the dragon”. That was the final nail in the insanity coffin—he thought I was a fair maiden. What a nutjob.

UUUUUUHHHHHHHHH THAT IS SO BAD IT'S GOOD AND NOW I'M MAD BECAUSE IT'S SO BAD BUT I STILL LAUGHED UUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH

[TheAlways-RunningDog]

9908345

I can't tell if you're making a reference, or if you're just messing around.

I was kinda doing a little of both, and I don't blame you for not getting the second post, as One Piece is idiotically long and IT KEEPS GETTING LONGER!!

[JustAnotherRandomFan]

In this instance, Don Quixote is indeed about a Donkey named Xote

[Double_Bubble]

9910878
I prefer the slightly less obvious "Don Rocinante", but...

[vinyldash23]

Wow. Nice reference. At first I thought it was Cranky, but then I read the name.

[Officer Hotpants]

I read his name as "Zote" for a moment. Coincidentally, the only Zote I know of is also a delusional old jackass who believes himself a knight.

[Bronzer]

This is brilliant!

On a more serious note if you think about it, Don Quixote is extremely brave since he actually believes he is fighting giants and dragons and chooses to sally forth to save people from them anyway.

[Bob_The_Wizard]

9919589
A fellow man of culture

[Shadow Star]

still reminds me of another male donkey (or Jack) named Daniels and his Cola..