Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 23

Dear Princess 1 of 2.5,

Today I learned that music theory is not the same as actual music. Even more so, I learned I have no musical talent whatsoever.* From now on, I’ll be leaving that to those with the appropriate ass tattoos.

Your former rapper,
T-Wank (feat. Deese Nuhtz)

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* Not entirely true. I heard her burp the alphabet once.

Love, Anon

Author's Note:

Celestia’s reply

Comments

[TheDino27]

The good ol' Deez Nuts ref , never gets old . Kudos !

[TheDawsonator1]

Dear Princess 1 of 2.5....Is it bad that I want to see a comedy called Two and a Half Princesses now?

[WorldWalker128]

Burping the alphabet is tough. I'm impressed that Twilight can do that.

[CupcakeWSI]

All of his names for Twilight so far were great. But T-Wank is definitely my favorite.

[vinyldash23]

Rarity would be mortified. Also, I wanna know the story behind this one too.

[No I Will Not]

Your former rapper,
T-Wank (feat. Deese Nuhtz)

This is the shit that makes me snort laugh.

[Sir Starshine]

I. Can’t. Stop. Laughing.
Send help.