Twi’s secret to-do lists. These were not sent to Celestia.
Mirror pool:
locatestudy (ongoing)
learn how to usewhat do I taste like?not goodcan soul tearing process be bypassed with captured souls?confirmed- test if clone temperament changes based on origin of soul
larger soul pieces for more intelligent clone?partial failure
- locate T-06
- consider even larger pieces
- create functional true copy
- play chess
- establish mental link (AFTER CHESS)
- begin clone loop
Miscellaneous:
create 21-sided diecatastrophic failure; do not fold polychorons
- fix Iceland (ongoing; low priority)
human lexicon (ongoing)
ask Anon about thotsstop asking Anon about words; observe usage passively- new shoes for Trixie (high priority)
fix AJ’s mompostponed indefinitelyfloppy calvessuccess; Anon laughedtouch Holder’s Boulderdo not touch Holder’s Boulder- study Stu’s fun allergy
- visit new book store in Baltimare
- bone hole
Self-improvement:
- hug Spike more
- apologize to Shiny
- thank Anon for molars
increase torso capacity (ongoing)
0.8 meters removed from small intestine so far
- approximately one-third (1.7 meters) of small intestine can be removed with no noticeable changes to digestion; subject remains unaware
- only one kidney is necessary, but would require significant changes to fluid intake
merge lungs?inefficient- haircut
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I have SO MANY QUESTIONS about the latter third of this list...
Well.
Twilight, really?
But in all honesty - too much PURPLE(and yes, in CapsLock)
10081455
Do you really want the answers?
CELESTIA! TWILIGHT'S REMOVING ORGANS AGAIN! .... .... .... AND SHE'S BEING PURPLE!
10081469
Not only that, but she created living phylacteries! Someone stop her before she goes all Saurondemort!
bone hole
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Yes. Yes I do. As afraid of the answers as I am, I need them.
10081465
This was actually my exact line if thought reading the last part.
>Self Improvement
>Subject remains unaware.
Considering that this is Purplesmart, I can't believe that this is her mis-organizing her information or using an imprecise term. This I can only conclude that she has reached new levels of purpleness, and has removed her own internal organs and taken notes on it without her own conscious awareness.
The depths of purple required for such a thing are beyond the comprehension of those of us still on the visible spectrum.
Just
floppy calves success; Anon laughed?
bone hole?
'approximately one-third (1.7 meters) of small intestine can be removed with no noticeable changes to digestion; subject remains unaware' Who's the unlucky volunteer? (I'm betting Trixie or Spike)
W. T. F!
Some one needs to get the feds on Twi again
10081455
What’s wrong with getting a haircut?
I have several concerns regarding Iceland and either the bone hole or the boning of holes, whichever is applicable. Possibly both.
Also whose organs Twilight's been appropriating without their knowledge. And that's not even getting into the question of why she wants more room in her torso or what she'd put in place of said organs.
In any case, it's... well, not good, but interesting to get independent confirmation of just how badly Twilight's gone Full Purple. (Protip: Never go Full Purple.)
That said, I am in favor of more Spike hugs.
10081482
Probably mirror pool clone.
10081483
Its herself, subject T-06 did the removing.
Oh oh, I hope Anon finds the list before any harm is done or becomes permanent.
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Then why would the subject be unaware? It's Twilight's list.
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Because its Twilight's clone with the same compulsion to update the same lists.
Why do I get the feeling that this is going to come back in the future?
Given Ms. Purpleness here, I think Spike needs this.
I noticed most her self improvement remains unimproved...
Everything that this is would be the exact reason to have Velvet not take her eyes off Twi. Ever.
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Funny, that’s exactly what I was about to comment on. Though, I would have thought that a unicorn capable of teleportation would have more expertise with hyperdimensional topologies. How PURPLE do you have to be to break Iceland with a polychoron?
And yes, Spike needs more hugs. And therapy.
Welp, that explains Twilight's interest in necromancy.
10081526
It's a waste of head spaghetti.
Aww... That's nice.
Aw, that's... nice?
Ah. Business as usual, too, then.
10081690
probably rolled a 1, at which point the die AND Iceland did something. the die erased itself so that it never existed, and iceland needs fixed.
Why does she want more torso space... this frightens me.
It just says Bone Hole.
Bone Hole~
Like welcome to the Wet Burger, or we don’t have any secrets except the Cold Room, or don’t mind the scratching inside the wall, no it’s not squirrels.
Bone hole.
Bone hole.
Bone hole-
10081792
Considering it's implied in reference to anon it should. Then again I could just be reading to much into it.
10082006
those are separate entries
10081792
Why wouldn't you want more torso space?
What...? I...? Just..? O_o
Imma just phone Purplemom and leave.
10081526
Considering this is Purplesmart, she's probably going to go to pony GreatClips or Supercuts because 'its economical'
I don't suppose that's the Everfree Purplemancer clone that I speculated on after the zombie deer letter.
I knew it! There's more of them running around!
O O F. Looking forward to that chapter. Ten bits say Anon hits on her. In front of AJ.
... there are several ways to read this and all of them raise uncomfortable and/or sexy questions.
Is he aware of his "contribution"?
I don't know if I want to know. See response to "bone hole" above.
Now is she talking about Anon, someone else or one of ther clones?
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The functional copy line isn’t crossed out, so it looks like she hasn’t made one yet. Also, AJ’s mom is probably the ghoul under their barn, so it’s likely postponed until Twi gets permission to do necromancy again. And by permission, I mean until she finds a better way to do it unnoticed. Anon would totally still hit on her though.
I suppose the real question is why exactly Purple thinks removing organs is a good idea- she wants to save space but what terrifies me is what for?
It’s kind of heartwarming in a twisted sense to see Twilight put Trixie’s happiness above fixing Iceland.
Is that a euphemism for what you are going to do with Trixie?
10081792
To fit more more bones... thus:
I don’t think Purplesmart self-improving herself is supposed to be in a physical sense. Is she trying to make herself into a cyborg? In which case, someone is going to find a way to just outright kill her.
“Subject remains unaware”
Me: *krabby-patty eating stops*
10081526
No kidding. Gave myself a haircut a few days ago. Screwed up royally by forgetting that the plastic spiked-shovel-like thing that clips onto it is NEEDED. I have about 1 centimeter-long hair on my head now. 5 women have complimented me on it in 2 days. i thought I would look ridiculous. I guess I'm just one of those men that look better with almost no hair and a big beard.
yeah, Twilight has gone full purple.
Bone hole...?
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BONE HOLE
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BONE HOLE!!!!!!
Anon needs to find this and send it to Celestia ASAP.
10081482
I was thinking the slightly more benign idea that she was using the clone of her that's stuck in the closet, partially reanimated in body only (no souls to worry about, only biology, so no necromancy!)