Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 56

Dear Princess Muh Muh Muh My Corona,

Today Princess Luna told us all kinds of stories about the world back when it was cool.* Why didn’t you ever tell me you had a chariot made from a giant dragon skull?

Your reading rainbow,
Twigglet

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* Yet another tally in the Best Princess column.

Do you still have the skull chariot, by the way? It sounds badass. Imagine riding up to the dragon king in the severed head of his ancestor. Talk about a power play.

Love, Anon

P.S. - Is Luna mad at me? She kept slapping me with her tail and pretending not to hear me when I asked her about it.

Comments

[Gnarl]

Is Luna mad at me? She kept slapping me with her tail and pretending not to hear me when I asked her about it.

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[TheDino27]

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This probably made me laugh more than the letter itself , kudos .

[TheDino27]

Dear Princess Muh Muh Muh My Corona,

I swear those names are getting better and better.

[Smurf]

Celestia is gonna have fun with this one

[SeventhBrony]

9882822 Oh at the very least

[WorldWalker128]

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I'm sorry, I'm about as dense as a neutron star sometimes. Why is this significant?

[Bronzer]

Imagine riding up to the dragon king in the severed head of his ancestor.

Sounds like something an MLP dragon would actually respect, to be honest.

[Bronzer]

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I'm thinking her approval to go buy whores was a test he failed horribly.

[Xaerouzle]

I'm 99% sure mares slap the one they're sexually interested in with their tail.
I could go into more details but that'd be disgusting.