Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 92

Dear Princess Cellymelon,

Today I learned that painting stripes on yourself does not allow you to freely use the Z-word.

Your purple barcode,
Stars and Stripes

Comments

[Venerable Ro]

Really Twilight? Really?

[TheDino27]

That's totally a thing I would see this story's Twilight do tbh .

[ArceusFan493]

Damnit Twiggles

[Pharaoh]

So basically she did the equivalent of putting on blackface and going around saying the N-word.

Yo what's up my zigga

[FrostTheWolf]

I bet you that Zecora is the one who's most upset by this. Calling it now

[Emtu]

Somehow I expect that Z-word will be something like "zeeb" or "zeeber".

[FanficReader920]

I immediately thought of this.

[FTKnight]

Hmm short, sweet, and so many ways it could have gone wrong..

9942224
I enjoyed watching that a whole lot more then is probably healthy....

[mishun]

Your purple barcode

Well, yeah. In addition to painting white stripes you actually need to cover remaining purple parts with black. Obvious mistake in hindsight.

[Officer Hotpants]

... oh. Oh no. Oh Twilight, no.

[A Wild Magikarp]

I don’t even want to know Twi.

[Mist_Chaser]

I misread that as Zsword and thought Anon told her about DBZ lore. Where she would have interpreted stripes is still beyond me...

[Nixxus Shadowblade]

Stars and Stripes

stars and stripes beats hammer and sickle, LOOK IT UP!

[jonn254]

Twilight reminds me soo much of the cousin or nephew you tell not to touch the electric fence only to hear the crack of it later.

[Timothy48]

9942223
I always thought it would sound just like the n word, just with a z instead of the n.

[Reykan]

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[frostfiresnow]

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[alfonso_rd_33]

9942291
I'm more a Cap'n Crunchmerica guy myself

[WorldWalker128]

9942291
Got something stranger for ya:

[WorldWalker128]

9942222
She seems pretty chill. Though I imagine her deadpan-face will be more deadly than Maud's.

[lainverse]

Well, that happened.

[INFUSCATE]

9942218
Apt username for someone who points out the obvious joke.

[Astrocity]

Twiggie, no...

[No I Will Not]

9949387
Pfft, Twiggie (snort-laughs)

[gakposter]

9945489
Apt icon as well. Jeez, that’s rather racist.

[vinyldash23]

9942224
same.

[Bronzer]

Pony blackface!

[KvAT]

Hehe zigger hehe