Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 62.3

Dear Princess Celestia,

Anon got into a fight with one of the college students, a unicorn stallion. They were arguing about something involving a rich zebra and a poor pony. I don’t remember exactly. Anon... Well, I’ll just say he has a talent for using vulgarities in ways I didn’t think possible.

He’s thankfully uninjured, but he decided to stay at the library for the rest of the day. Please don’t be mad at him, Princess. The other pony attacked first. Anon may be abrasive, but he’s not violent.

Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle

Comments

[SCP Pinkamena]

An actual written letter by Twilight!

[Rhombicosidodecahedron]

9884180
Egads! I thought she forgot how to write 🤔

[Nehem]

One of them confirmed to be Jon.

[Ponyzerker]

Okay, anon is a grade A asshole. He talks nothing but shit about Twilight but Twilight defends her when shit goes down.

[Crystal Treasure]

9884180
pfft, you know she got Spike to write this one for her.

[Maramanasa]

9885571
Anon does talk shit but he tries to help her alot more and as per Celery watches out for her when her survival instict stops working.

[vinyldash23]

Even without Anon, this one's hilarious.

[Bronzer]

He’s thankfully uninjured

Hopefully he isn't under house-arrest for manslaughter. Mr. Colorful Prey Kid against Mr. Apex Predator. Yeah, fair fight right there.