Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 52.1

Dear Princess Celisbury Steak,*

I’ve moved my hyperfixation away from Butternut. Trixie Bluepoon is my new obsession. Her lack of brains compliments my lack of everything,** plus she’s partially dependent on me until her leg fully heals. Our mutual racism against hairless, elongated chimps will be the foundation upon which our relationship is built.

Your lavender lesbian,
Two-tone Twinkles

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* She thinks I’m sending this to Cadance lmao.

** Trixie at least has a nice ass to make up for it. Also, you should see her try walking around with a tiny leg, shit’s hilarious.

Love, Anon

Comments

[FrostTheWolf]

Yay, new potential ship! *Fingers crossed*

[Neece]

It's times like these that remember me that Anon is just as much of an asshole as to deserve said treatment when deserved.

Let's hope the now non-virgin Twiggles doesn't get heartbroken again.

[PinkiePieFox]

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Oh she will.... She will * rub hands together with evil intent*

[Powerdrainer]

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Well... she is "friends" with Discord.

[Enmar]

What lovely letters!

[Raistlin]

At least Cadence will put away Tough Love.

[Dashnyymi]

Your lavender lesbian

[DerpTape]

The image of Trixie trying to walk on there normal legs, and one Appleteenie sized one . . . Yeah, I think my cackling woke the neighbors again.

[Sir Starshine]

Also, you should see her try walking around with a tiny leg, shit’s hilarious.

I’m suddenly getting flashbacks of the Deadpool movies, and I love it!