Dear Princess Celisbury Steak,*
I’ve moved my hyperfixation away from Butternut. Trixie Bluepoon is my new obsession. Her lack of brains compliments my lack of everything,** plus she’s partially dependent on me until her leg fully heals. Our mutual racism against hairless, elongated chimps will be the foundation upon which our relationship is built.
Your lavender lesbian,
Two-tone Twinkles* She thinks I’m sending this to Cadance lmao.
** Trixie at least has a nice ass to make up for it. Also, you should see her try walking around with a tiny leg, shit’s hilarious.
Love, Anon