Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 4

Dear Princess Perfection’s older sister,

Today I did jack shit and blamed all my friends for not having as much free time as me. They had to work because they’re not trust fund babies like I am, and I was too busy having all my shit paid for by royalty to notice the plights of those beneath me. Maybe one day I’ll develop a natural sense of empathy, but today is not that day.

Your royal leech,
Twat Spackle

Author's Note:

Celestia’s reply

Comments

[Reykan]

This is a legit complaint I’ve had about her character, lol

[dakon]

I'm gonna have to remember twat spackle that's a good one

[WorldWalker128]

Luna is pleased.
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[Frankie2]

Well, we know which princess he likes more.

[Snow]

To my dear student, Twilight Sparkle,

I understand schedules can be very frustrating when wishing to spend time with those you care for, and it is very important to be mindful of one's own schedule when considering theirs. I do recall your fondness for checklists, but perhaps you may find utility out of the enclosed day planner I myself have found useful.

Your loving mentor,
Princess Celestia.

Dear Anon,

I have sent this letter separately to thank you for the compliment on behalf of my sister. She is not often available during the day but she does look forward to reading Twa Twilight's reports, and while shocked at first by your particular brand of humor, none-the-less admits that referring to her as 'perfection' must be a sign of good character. That being said, I recommend you take care to not allow my student to see the letters posted; her humor is very different from ours.

Furthermore, I'm becoming concerned about the content of these letters. Precisely how much of this is your particular brand of information sharing?

Penned by,
HRH, Celestia.

[Black--Soul]

Damn... I start to adore Anon no sugar coating but rather shot bird with nukes. Nice hit ratio

[Black--Soul]

9853780
Luna is best Princess period

[vinyldash23]

All the profanity just makes this even better. I'm trying to not lose my shit in the middle of the school library.

[Zepher]

9915014
Good luck with that. I give two more chapters at best

[MLG Hard]

I'm liking this.