Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 34

Dear Princess Forever 21,*

Today I learned that kids can be smart too, especially when it comes to making life less complicated.

Like I do every first Sunday of the month, I was calculating as many new digits of pi as I could. Sweebles asked me why I was doing it, and I realized I couldn’t answer without revealing my power level. Anon thankfully answered for me, telling her something close to the truth: that I was making up stupidly small numbers no one would ever use. She looked at me like I’m stupid because I am and then said, “Why not just round?”

She’s currently on her way to Canterlot to receive eleven different medals of scientific and mathematic excellence. I hope to one day possess a brain as big as hers.

Your underperforming overachiever,
Crylight Sniffles

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* Seriously, you don’t look your age in the best possible way.

Love, Anon

Comments

[FrostTheWolf]

“Why not just round?”

The moment when you realize that a filly outsmarted Celestia's protege.

Your underperforming overachiever,
Crylight Sniffles

Hope Anon has the tissues on hand to help with the meltdown that's about to happen.

[Amethyst_Dawn]

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Why did this make me laugh so much.

[vinyldash23]

Wow. I must be dense. Who the actual fuck is Sweebles?

[2Merr]

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Sweetie Belle

[MrChampion12]

I can do better...
pi = sqrt(6 * (1/1^2 + 1/2^2 + 1/3^2 + 1/4^2 + 1/5^2 + ... ))

[Sir Starshine]

I keep coming back to this story, and I just wanna ship Anon with Tia!

[Teikan]

A really important and wise lesson. I didn't expect