Letter 48.2
Celestia,
I’ll be brief about this: Twilight got pony syphilis when we went to pony Vegas. She’s got meds already; the doctor said it’ll clear up in about two weeks.
Frankly, I'm disappointed in both you and her. She should have known better than to have unprotected sex while being so purple. I can only imagine what kind of example you must have set for her.
Anon
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Oh bloody hell, Celestia's going to have a few words with both of them by the time this whole situation clears up
I’m would love to see anon make a l.o.v.e.m.u.f.f.i.n reference one of these days I think it would be funny but I can’t think of a way to pull it off
Well. That escalated quickly
Oh Celestia's going to be so pissed with Anon. About the syphilis thing that is, getting Twiggles laid was a terrific idea that should've been done years ago.
Curious on who she'll fixate now though.
Well...at least she didn't get knocked up...
I'm a little disappointed you didn't come up with a horrific horse/STD pun.
9874901
I couldn’t think of any funny ones. All I could come up with was the clop for the clap, which I didn’t think was funny because of how overused the word “clop” is.
Poor Twilight just can't catch a break.
Well twilight got her pity sex at least.
Wow.. just ... how does one just walk in on something like that... were they in the palace or something?
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I'm sleeping on this one and you may take that to mean Celestia is staring at the set of letters because every time she managed to put pen to paper another would come and she'd be pondering again.
Seriously, just owlishly picture her blinking and occasionally shifting between sympathetic looks and stifled laughter.
Well Twilight got laid. I’ve been in this site long enough to consider that ponies start out as bisexual because of herds and stuff.
9875231 I wouldn’t be surprised if Twilight came up with a way to make a rage quit spell happen. I’m glad this is a comedy.
Yeah, torturing Twilight like this is just cruel, not fun.
Damn.
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I remember a story where Rainbow caught "Electric Gonorrhoea" from fluffing a storm cloud inappropriately.
This... This went a place.
Specifically, it went to Vegas.
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Your post was missing something... So I added it for ya.
And , ladies and gentlemen , we have a winner ! She got rejected and got syphilis in the same week ! GOOD JOB !
I'm pretty sure this is how Anon loses coffee privileges for life.
9875557
The noisy killer? I thought you could only get that from robots!
ANON BROKE THE RULE.
WHAT HAPPENS THERE STAYS THERE
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Naw
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/252269/the-witch-of-the-everfree
9875515
I'd forgotten her completely. Thanks for reminding me.
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I feel like Cadance should get some blame here too. She was her babysitter/ Alicorn Princess Of Love. I feel like she would have talked about it at some point.
I am so waiting for Celestia's reply to this series of letters.
I hope it burns bad for her.
Make sure she gets checked for Turbo-AIDs too.
First, why the hell is Celestia being blamed for this. He should be blaming Twilight's parents. Second, why in the absolute fuck would Anon think this was a good idea in any way? He should have thought of the possible consequences. In all ways in this one, Anon is a complete dumbass.
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He isn’t responsible for her choice to neglect warnings. Also, he doubtless was not sitting in on her. And Celestia is Twilight’s prime role model and outright teacher in basically life, so it is her responsibility to teach Twilight better about sexual responsibility. A problem Twilight wouldn’t be having if she just kept it in her metaphorical pants.
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If only she wasn't so purple...
9917042
Anon isn't being serious. The joke is that Celestia couldn't possibly be responsible for Twilight's actions in this situation, but he's blaming her anyway.
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no, tourturing twilight is all the funs
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crap, you beat me to it