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Dear Princess Sunbutt Anon takes over Spike’s job of transcribing Twilight’s friendship reports. He does exactly what you’d expect. by 2Merr 30,035 words · 2,507 · 58
Five times Celestia pardons Twilight and one time she also pardons Twilight but it’s different When Twilight needs a pardon, Celestia is there to provide. When Twilight doesn’t need one, Celestia still provides. by 2Merr 1,998 words · 693 · 11
Chillestia Celestia gets a book on how to be “hip.” by 2Merr 1,707 words · 205 · 5

big brain story make you go hmm

Peephole Anon finds a hole in the wall of his apartment. When he looks through, he finds a bone-white changeling sleeping in the next room. Instead of calling the guards, he decides to strike up a conversation. by 2Merr 1,488 words · 482 · 11
You Poor Thing Anon thinks Spike is a pony. A scaly, disfigured, diseased pony. by 2Merr 1,500 words · 365 · 13
The Dash with No Name Rapidash accuses you of not knowing her name. by 2Merr 1,000 words · 421 · 25

more words for true intellectuals

You're Not Fine Pinkie knows you aren't happy, and she just wants to help. by 2Merr 1,301 words · 1,270 · 34
You're Getting Better Friendship is a give-and-take relationship. Fortunately for you, Pinkie doesn't ask for much, and she has plenty to give. Maybe it's time to start giving back. by 2Merr 36,344 words · 1,451 · 29
Patience Celestia loves Twilight, and she’s not afraid to show it. Or rather, she would show it, but she can’t. Twilight isn’t ready yet. She’s scared to tell anyone about their relationship. Celestia doesn't mind waiting. She’s a patient mare. by 2Merr 1,579 words · 225 · 10

like cotton candy you find in the dumpster

TWILIGHT SPARKLE FIXES EVERYTHING AFTER READING EVERY BOOK IN EXISTENCE, TWILIGHT "OH YEAH" SPARKLE REALIZES LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR WEAKLINGS by Between Lines 1,113 words · 1,047 · 64
Home is for the Weak The princess of the sun and a gimp orphan sit in a cardboard box. by Pickleless 23,501 words · 2,114 · 49
Arrow 18 Mission Logs: Lone Ranger A mission to investigate a far off world takes an interesting twist. by AdmiralTigerclaw 66,018 words · 6,247 · 88
The Keepers of Discord Being a statue can drive you mad, yes? by Hoopy McGee 11,445 words · 6,672 · 90