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Anon finds a hole in the wall of his apartment. When he looks through, he finds a bone-white changeling sleeping in the next room. Instead of calling the guards, he decides to strike up a conversation.

I regret nothing.

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Comments ( 47 )

God damn

I want to be mad but its perfect

The word count should have been a giveaway but it snuck up on me

8064265 I initially wanted to include a cameo for Aryanne, but I felt that was a bit too heavy-handed

This was wrong on so many levels, yet so deliciously smooth in delivery.

Stop being good at awful. :rainbowlaugh:

Not bad, but it seems as the begin of a story mainly, also it was mainly topics and a little more.

Why is this rated M?

8064492 I was paranoid that it wouldn't get approved otherwise. Now that I look at it again, I can probably change it

This is so weird. But I liked it.
What's going on?

Anon best watch out for (((them)))!

8064911 racist black changelings are killing off inferior white changelings


White 'lings matter friendo

Earth ponies. What the fuck do they even do?

Biomancy (insta-grown flowers), superstrength, expertise at ritual magic, "subtle" effects like kicking a tree and getting nice neat piles of apples as a result...

That pun at the end was terrible. Brilliant, but terrible.

This anon is either the worst person ever, or the best person ever. I'm not sure which. No he's not somewhere in between.


This anon is either the worst person ever, or the best person ever.

The answer is yes

*facepalm* :heart:
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*facepalm* :heart:

I want to see more from this beautiful bastard Anon, now.

So thanks for that.

8073493 well I have some good news for you

This was actually touching in a weird, goofy sort of way. Wonderful job!

Best thing I've read in a while. Thanks.

Now I wonder if Anon will become a racists to earth ponies as well as black changelings?


8133276 #Albino lives matter

"Earth ponies are holding back society because they don't have magic. "
But wait! The same thing can be said about albino changelings! And Anon obviously knows that!

By "securing future for white changelings" he didn't mean rescuing them.
He meant building gulags.

What a twist.

Two face-palms out of two, would groan again.

Comment posted by Sturleght Glommar deleted May 17th, 2017

8167483 Can you spoiler that, please? I think it has the best effect if it surprises readers.

Comment posted by Sturleght Glommar deleted May 17th, 2017

This is my favorite type of Anon, where his thought process is pretty stupid but shit gets done.

I believe he meant the quote, not the gratuitous German that the vast majority of the English speaking world couldn’t read anyway. :ajbemused:

Comment posted by Sturleght Glommar deleted May 17th, 2017

Peeping through Peephole's peephole with my peephole peeper at peepholes peephole peeper.
Couldnt resist

And btw... Very good story.,.


oh my gosh. That must have been the funniest thing I have ever read.

But I want to find out what happens next........

I love your Anon. Delightfully quirky.

The Monk

This story needs a follow-up.

This is brilliant. And the wordcount, too. Good job.

....I have the urge to hug you now. :pinkiecrazy:

I think my favorite thing about this is the way the story completely subverts expectations. It's not Anon that does anything useful, but his roommate that ends up actually learning more about the situation and decides to act. Anon meanwhile is just sort of drooling in the corner.

I love how true that statement is. :rainbowlaugh:

You got me with that one at the end. Thumbs up, 10/10 IGN, that was hilarious.

Fuck, ya got me. Well played man, well played.

Just gonna put this here: don't go sticking your eye to strange holes in walls unless one is looking to make new friends:trollestia:

KvAT #43 · Feb 28th, 2021 · · 3 ·

Lmao look at the amount of salt this comment got

That ending line was weirdly wholesome..

Would read again.

Agreed. We need more adventures of Anon, Roommate and Peephole

You don't though, because that'd be gay.:derpytongue2:

Peephole is openly bawling now. You decide it's best to leave while he's distracted. You don't want him to hug you or anything. That shit's gay.

Is there any special meaning to the word count number?

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