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OCCASIONALLY, WHEN RELAXING BETWEEN MONSTER TRUCK RALLIES AND ROCKET LAUNCHES, TWILIGHT "SCREW IT" SPARKLE RELAXES WITH A BOOK BY THE WARM FIRELIGHT OF OTHER LESSER BOOKS. LITERALLY, A BOOK, AS ONLY HER OWN AUTOBIOGRAPHY CAN SURVIVE THE SCRUTINY OF A GOD AMONG GODS-WHO-SUBSEQUENTLY-BECOME-MEWLING-WHELPS-BEFORE-HER-EYE-SEARING-GLORY.
THIS IS HER STORY.
AS IF YOU'D READ ANY OTHER.
(DUE TO A SURPRISINGLY APPROPRIATE WORDCLOUD, COVER ART NOW EXISTS. YOU MAY REJOICE.)
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...I'm still not quite sure what that was, but I think I liked it.
This actually made my day! Thanks!
That is awesome.
OH hell yes!
This is pure gold baby!
~Skeeter The Lurker
What the buck was that?? XDDD
I need to get my thoughts together and stop laughing!
It's like reading Thirty Hs again (HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
It needs a dramatic reading. And now I wish Twilight read a book made out of Lasers
I got two paragraphs in before me an my roommate lost it.
The madness... It's taking over me... I can't stop laughing... This is just too DAMN FUCKING GOOD!
Dammit Pinkie, I don't care how hardcore you are, you don't mix Peyote with Coke. Without telling me first.
You're damn right it did.
I...
...Need...
...Air!...
PURE GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heh. Sounds like a normal day in the life of Twilight to me.
Will there be a sequel featuring the adventures of Sporkle?
Well, now someone needs to make a comic out of this. And a dramatic reading.
WHERE ARE THE SPORKLES!!!
I WOULD LIKE TO PURCHASE ONE. :/
...word.
How have I not commented on this yet? I was like the first one to read it...
Anyway, fantastic story. I hope this gets featured because that would be top lel.
DERP
"20^20^20^20^20/10 You fucking disgust me." - IGN
Sounds like normal a Tuesday to me
Please. For the sake if this isn't a troll fic (I'm leaning on it is) rewrite it without all caps. Please.
Its the end that makes it great.
TWILIGHT "WHO THE BUCK IS THIS CHUCK NORRIS AND WHY SHOULD I CARE" SPARKLE
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TWILIGHT "MORGAN FREEMAN" SPARKLE
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TWILIGHT "I'M BATMAN AND I CAN BREATHE IN SPACE" SPARKLE
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TWILIGHT "THE SLAMA JAMA" SPARKLE
Basic premace of the story, Twilight is high because Pinkie stole Illegal substances from Vynal Scratch's special cabinet and used them to make Twilight a special rum cake. (which is now filled to the brim with dangerous and near lethal substances.
)
Secpond half is the discovery of how Twi acts and what she thinks while she's high. As I have never Experienced such a thing and never plan to I cannot Explain or portray it in an accurate way.
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TWILIGHT "STOP! SPARKLE TIME!" SPARKLE
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TWILIGHT "THE FRESH PRINCESS OF BELLEMARE" SPARKLE
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You're upset... why?
ALL HAIL TWILIGHT "THE ONLY" SPARKLE!!!
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Aww, damn, I was gonna go there next!
Okay let's see...
TWILIGHT "WHY YES; I DO GLISTEN IN THE SUNLIGHT" SPARKLE
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TWILIGHT "TASTE THE SPARKLE" SPARKLE
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE BUCK I JUST READ OR HOW I CAME HERE BUT I CAN ONLY USE ONE EXTREMELY COMPLICATED, THOROUGHLY EPIC WORD TO EXPRESS WHAT I AM FEELING RIGHT NOW, ONE WHICH WOULD SHAKE THE FOUNDATIONS OF SPACE ITSELF AND DESPITE MY MINDBUCKED STATE I CAN STILL SAY IT IN ALL IT'S GLORY:
wat?
Anyway, nice comedy. I couldn't stop laughing for quite some time
Oh, and excuse whatever I said above... It's all on Pinkie
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TWILIGHT "SHE CAN SEE WHY KIDS LOVE CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH" SPARKLE
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TWILIGHT "BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL" SPARKLE
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NOT IN CAPS...
LEAVE. NOW.
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TWILIGHT "SILLY PONY, AWESOMENESS IS FOR ME" SPARKLE
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TWILIGHT "HEYEAYEAYEYA" SPARKLE
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TWILIGHT "SHE'S GRRRREAT" SPARKLE
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Mind if I join in?
TWILIGHT "YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUG OUT, MAN!' SPARKLE
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TWILIGHT "HEYEAYEAYEA" SPARKLE
OH DEAR CELETIA I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
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TWILIGHT "PLOT MASTER" SPARKLE
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TWILIGHT "BOOM! HEADSHOT!" SPARKLE
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TWILIGHT "I'M STEALING YOUR WAIFU" SPARKLE
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TWILIGHT "WHY YOU COPY" SPARKLE
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TWILIGHT "THIS IS TO GO BEYOND TWILIGHT AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH" SPARKLE
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TWILIGHT "FORTY-TWO ESSENTIAL VITAMINS AND MINERALS" SPARKLE
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"Why is it always Tuesday..."
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TWILIGHT "SURPISE BUTTSEKS" SPARKLE
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TWILIGHT "SPORKLES! SPORKLES EVERYWHERE!" SPARKLE
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TWILIGHT "TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!" SPARKLE