The common household Sweetie Belle has many uses and applications. Here are a few of them.
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Well, that's it then.
This is the greatest thing ever written in fanfiction.
Good job, everybody, you can all go home now.
Edit: Seriously, a downvote? Do I HAVE to add a "/sarcasm" for people to understand?
An SS&E fic that's LESS than eighty metric fucktons of words?
Time to add Sweetie Belle to herself as a noun now.
Oh my. This is going to be good.
What the ever-lovin' hell did I just read?!
Short stories by Skirts...
And we can already see what they'll be like...
~Skeeter The Lurker
Dammit, Skirts.
Pfffttt.
Well... Who WOULDN'T want to do that?
~Skeeter The Lurker
Well, this was a thing
Ouch...
Poor Sweetie...
~Skeeter The Lurker
lel, child abuse
Yeah... I don't think she's getting one...
~Skeeter The Lurker
Ouch!
They really de-railed that fire didn't they?
3457017 Me.
My head's too big. I'd crush poor Sweetie.
You might well have called this "The many Props of Sweetie"...
~Skeeter The Lurker
...Um.
That's my entire reaction to this fic.
...Um.
Get back to writing End of Pornies...
...Oh my...
~Skeeter The Lurker
Nice! Where might I invest in one of these Sweeties?
I don't even.
Pffftttt...
Wow... Just... Wow.
~Skeeter The Lurker
Oh my. There's really not much to say here at all. It's what it is. Not bad, but not great either. It's a thing. 'Twas pretty amusing nonetheless.
Safety first!
~Skeeter The Lurker
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Wat.
Huh. Well. That sure gives a whole new meaning to shoving it up the ass...
This chapter's secretly clop. Isn't it?
"Too" fluffy?
Man... I'd bet that she would be perfect for buffing the floor.
~Skeeter The Lurker
I've gotten this far, but now I'm done. This is far too much stupid/randomness for me to handle. I need at least some kind of structure and plot.
...Hur durr...?
Pffftt...
This ending... Full circle...
~Skeeter The Lurker
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Why do people insist on asking him that?
~Skeeter The Lurker
I don't even know how to react, to be honest.
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Hmm... A caution on the flank then?
~Skeeter The Lurker
'Meh' is universally accepted as the mating call of the happily married.
...
*sigh* Skirts, buddy, pal, friend-o-friends, Let me ask you something. Do you... just want me to punch you in the face? I mean, I'd rather not. You're a real cool guy and a great writer, but this... it's like you said, "Hmm, what can I do to piss of Jake today?" What's next on your itinerary? A story where the Mane Six all get married to each other then get pregnant by the power of love?
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.
.
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Don't you fucking dare...
I just...
3457043 What he said
My poor Sweetie Belle
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You are aware that just because you told him not to, he's totally gonna do that, right?
Feeling a bit shameless today, aren't we?
Oh, Hell with it. (Like and faves)
I must've lost my mind.
Wow, just wow.
Remember kids, when your significant other says they love you, just reply by saying, "Meh..." and everything will work out.
I think this is as close as we'll get to seeing Skirts write clop.
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Can I... ship this?
I'll never be able to look at a pencil sharpener the same again.
Did he shoot a second Sweetie Belle?
My mind is filled with confusion the likes of which not even Gandalf could hope to unravel.