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Why and how did I receive this story in my notifications when I am not subscribed to you?
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Welcome to the wild and wonderful world of the new Notification system.
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Can I fall off a cliff somewhere? Because if these happens en masse I'm going to have to block spam a lot of people just to stem the flow.
3101336 Perhaps it's a sign that you should read it.
Also, anyone who makes a 'laser eye surgery' joke is getting bricked. Just going to say that now.
Will those bricks be shat first?
Also... what is this? I'm afraid.
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No thanks. SS&E's writing style just doesn't do it for me. If you like it, read to your heart's content. It's just not my thing.
That is quite possibly the most compelling description of any story I've ever seen.
Oh god... I was laughing more at this than I truly should have...
Poor Twist... Always made fun of...
And now she has the power to screw people up! This gonna be gooood!
~Skeeter The Lurker
Crap had been given long before this story published. Twist just haven't checked the toilet yet (My mentality is lost. I need a laser to the face).
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Perfectly understandable. Notable authors are notable for doing notably different things and having notably different audiences.
Well crap... Time to read!
Why no crossover with Cyclops?
Oh dear god... This is too good, dude...
And that segment with the word 'buck'... Bucking priceless.
~Skeeter The Lurker
Sweet merciful Celestia what possessed you to write this?
No it should be " nopony gives a fuck about twis"
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That Bowser wasn't there when I started reading a few minutes ago.
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Indeed, you are correct.
~Skeeter The Lurker
I don't think I can adequately express just how little I even right now.
(also by squirrel scene there's a Bon Bon instead of Twist eating cinnamon sticks)
I don't understand what's going on here, but I like it.
BLESS YOU FOR MAKING THIS
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Wat is this I can't even
And just as I was thinking by the end of chapter 1 that Short Skirts had written his first lame story, I read the second chapter.
I hadn't laughed so hard all month. Thanks, marsupial.
Da buck did I just read? And why da buck do I want more?
I might end up reading this just because . . . dat description . . . .
Might just have to give a whirl.
what
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Not an abortion joke, too far dude one too far.
This is beyond hilarious. Vengeful hellbeast Twist is best Twist.
I can't be the only one that did a double take when they saw "Twist clops" as the title ... right?
Unfortunately, for me, this story failed to completely circle around and cross the line a second time, resulting in the Nightmare Fuel, Fridge Horror, and [Dark] tag ganging up and beating the [Comedy] tag to death with lead pipes in the back alleys of Fimfiction.
I liked Twist before she could shot people with laser vision.
X MARES!
So I get the impression that you don't like Twist.
I think you meant Twist.
This is one of those cross-the-line-twice-and-then-some stories isn't it? Well, someone's gotta write it... The sheer magnitude of horror played straight in this boggles my mind. Impressive, but mind-boggling.
Words do not do this justice, so have an emoticon or five.
I have not read this yet. You deserve to know however, that the description caused a literal spit take.
Haven't even so much as glanced at the text and i already gave it a thumbs up and a fav.
Holoclops...
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Well, this is enjoyable thus far. I can't say I'm happy about killing off Derpy, but the rest is pure gold. Especially nihiLyra. Definitely looking forward to more.
I think she meant to say, "Thquee!"
I would say there was a slip-up in her lispy dialect, but fixing it might make some people read, "vintage grunge thongs."
She convenes with her reflection, does she? Reminds me of a Saturday morning cartoon from the 90's. Speaking of cartoons, I couldn't help but hear a John DiMaggio voice when her "dad" spoke.
I lost all sympathy for Twist as soon as she approached Twilight, though. Just like the majority of the mane six, she focused entirely on Twi and failed to entertain any possibility of friendship with Spike. Rotten little horse...
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It took me a second to get it, and then I laughed. A lot.
YOSO, bitches.
And now I've googled "castration." The results were... informative.
"Damn atomic raccoons" is now my favorite phrase.
Aaaaand now she's crazy. Was there any real surprise?
Where is this from? I swear to god I've read it before.
*edit*
Never mind, a google search revealed it to be part of the sneak-peek you posted :P
That's actually a pretty good analogy. Lots of irony to it.
That line made me smile a lot wider than it should have.
Okay, I can perfectly read that in Scootaloo's voice. How'd you do that?
No comment. Best line of the scene, that's all.
OH GOD NOT THE HORSE PUNS! THEY'RE IN MY EYES!! ARRRUUUUGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Spoken just like her hero.
Uh, you missed a buck right there.
Also, I keep waiting for a variation of "I'm tired of all these motherbucking snakes on this motherbucking plane!" But I have a feeling I'm never going to get it.
Okay, that made me laugh.
No relation to Serious AJ..
Um, wouldn't that technically be two hundred and three?
Note to self: Insert the phrase "plot-snotting" into one of my fics sometime.
Hey, ponies have guns now. Who knew?
Usually the shotgun is reserved for anthro or humanized Applejack, but okay, it's your fic.
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(totally awesome image source which everyone should watch with thier deviantart account)
Is the Idea behind it from a certain vocaloid song :D??
Or was it from the coverart?
Anyways awesome :D
3103876 Guns are canon. In the Find A Pet Song, Rainbow Dash says she needs something real fast like a bullet to keep up with her.
3102552 Couldn't of said it better myself.
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Of all the parts of this story that deserve a swift examination before being burned in disgrace, the canonicity of guns in Equestria is the part complained about?
Actually, in a way, that makes sense. Carry on, pony friends.
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Oh yeeeeaaaah, I forgot about that.