Giant mutant spiders have ensnared Rainbow Dash's friends with plans to lay eggs in the mares' soft, squishy, bellies. This is the sort of evil that no normal pony can handle. Who should Ponyville call? Who else?
Enter Amethyst Star: Spider Slayer
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It all makes perfect sense now.
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That was a rather wonderful G-Doc experience.
2711479 Wasn't it though?
Did someone stream the g-doc experiment ?
2711487 no I lied
2711490 You disappoint Applejack.
2711491 fool I am Applejack
Also, you can never trust someone who doesn't lie. You know how those honest types are.
2711494 Well, I don't wanna spam this with comments, so I'll see you later in Skype.
.....
Sure, okay well that happened...
Oh, shortskirtsandexplosions, you do make me laugh so--much like the drunk frat boy after a few hits of weed laced with LSD-infused crack. And it is official, Amethyst Star is the best pony . . . and the motherflippin' boss. Thank you for the smiles, giggles, and brain aneurysm.
Glorious.
I don't know why but this feels like a Monty Python story/movie.
and it is just as good as one too.
I missed this? Well, damn. That irritating.
Still a fun read, though.
~Skeeter The Lurker
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Relevant on multiple levels.
This is what I get for thinking that there need to be more stories featuring Amethyst Star...
... Well... I'll just be... erm... grocery shopping? ehehe!
Well this is a thing that exists.
Um... That was...
Nope; didn't like it. Just no.
You just couldn't pass up on the Ponky.
You can just never pass up on the Ponky.
This is SS&E's 34th fic. Just sayin'.
Seriously, I have to ask:
WTFH is it with you and squirrels? They're everywhere!
Ha. You're funny, Skirts. Hope you took care of the spider on your curtain.
You had me at "Spider Slayer."
“Yeah, well, Cloudsdale is a long, long height to get dropped on your head.”
GREATEST LINE EVER
Yes, yes. Um... did anyone else get stuck on the first sentence?
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2712013 You should never pass up on the Ponky.
2714411 I never do. In fact, I have Space is a Waste playing on a different tab as I type this.
2714454 what is this "ponky?"
That was so weird, but I was too entertained to care.
2714683 Oh my god. You read SS&E's stuff and don't know who Ponky is?
here
aaandd...
here. Do your homework.
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What happens when you find it? Will you stop searching then?
i need me a sequel!
cmon....cmon, you know you want to 
Omg...the links...I-I don't ev-OMGYOULINKEDTOARFENHOUSEILOVEYOU!!!
So... this is like the Michael Bay/Uwe Boll co-production modern updated version of "The Spiderses"?
Not to... point out anything for a crack fic but...
“With this sword, I thee whacked!”
“Celestia, if I had a bit for everytime I heard that,” Razzberry begai.
1. I dub thee whacked.
2. Began.
My head must be attached wrong if I can still do this sort of thing despite reading a crack fic on this scale.
Spiders, Spiders, a giant legion of Spiiiiiidersss!
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No, but seriously, is it bad that I read all of Amethyst's lines aloud in the TF2 Soldier's voice?
I know where this is going.
Well tickle my nipple and slap my ass with pancake, I thought this was a kinky clop fic
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Shameless self-promotion is shameless...I made a typography of Space is a Waste.2717112 Nope my friend it be a wagon filled with gore and hilarity.
Shes like Juliet (Lollipop Chainsaw), Spike (Cowboy Bebop), And Bobob-bobo-bobo all mixed up in one. Fucking A awesome fic.
2717314 goddamnit, now I look like an idiot. I knew I recognized your name from somewhere,
Sorry about that.
Yeah, that seems like the most appropriate use of the phrase "Luna's nipples" possible.
Awesome! !!!!!!!
This was GLORIOUS.
HOLY SHIT.
My brainfarts just had brainfarts.
Why is it something related to My Little Pony was a better Duke Nukem than the actual Duke Nukem?
THIS REALLY NEEDS TO BE MADE INTO A MOVIE
I... I think my brain just had a short circuit.
Most likely an overload from the levels of 'Epic', 'Awesome', & 'Insanity' I just read.
You found the line labeled "Jumping the Shark" and then ran along it without missing a step!
This was just... I don't think there's an adequate word for how good and entertaining this was.
Such. Pure. Win!
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