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shortskirtsandexplosions


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Feeling good is important too.

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Somewhere, high in the skies of Equestria, a derelict airship drifts. Alone.

It should remain that way.

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Flash Sentry is minding his own business when he walks down the wrong sidewalk... or perhaps the *right* sidewalk.

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Pinkie Pie thinks Flash Sentry might be a princess.

This seems worthy of a test.

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Hang in there, S͙̬͉̙͉̗̍ͭ̏́̀c͕̩̠̒̅͒͂̎̆o̯̪ͭ̓̓̒͆̑ͩ̇͋ǒ̗̯̩͙̯̺̩̯̋͑ͦ͗̊͞ţ͓̼̱͓͙̝͙̥́ͥ̍̈́͠ͅa̛͙͚̘̞̻ͭ͆͂ͪ̉̈ͥͨͩl̶̗̮̻͎͔̣ͩ̒ơ̶͕̰̿͆͗̏ó̷̫̰̠̲̝̩!

(Cover art by Zaponator.)
(Also based on this pic by DocWario.)

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Something Rarity says frightens Flash Sentry out of Carousel Boutique. Now she desperately tracks him down to find out what's troubling him.

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Do girls gawk? Of course they do! Bipedal, quadrupedal, paraplegic. All things with eyes and ovaries share an undeniable commonality:

They gawk.

Whether it's at nature or the news or social media or cat memes or fashion magazines or political-Twitter-bashing, they are prone towards gawking at things and events and places at one point or another.

And it's even likely that girls, especially the specimens of Canterlot High School, will mostly just gawk at Flash Sentry while he sexily shimmies around in booty shorts.

A collection of chapters that may or may not take place either in recursive meta fanfiction or on the cell phones of Canterlot High School Girls who like to giggle over sexy femboy karaoke.


Art by MashoArt

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Flash Sentry makes a hasty exit from the local mall... when he runs into the absolute best people at the absolute worst time.

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Flash Sentry agrees to hold Rarity's purse.

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