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"Trixie can't fall asleep! The panties might get her!!"

This story was not submitted to Any Thousand Words contest, and your children can thank me.

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... But why? :facehoof:.

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I third the sentiment. :facehoof:

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"There's a fourth? And you did not tell me this?" :facehoof:

Uh, Skirts?

This story title is unnerving to those with hippopotomonstrosesquipideliaphobia.

This afternoon I knew Aragon's entry from the story description, and I knew this was your entry from the title. Specifically the usage of a non-English letter was what sealed the deal

At that point, the usage of both Trixie and panties was just superfluous evidence

I think I missed a reference.

...Somehow the chasity belt being there and Trixie's fears being real make it much worse than it has any right to be. More hilarious too.

I loved this more than I should

Now about her and wheels

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Ha, thought the same thing

It was quite the fun short. Now I understand Ponie preference to be nudist, it's to escape the teeth.

Napa, "We're gonna wish for panties, Vegeta! .... Pony panties..."

God dammit, Napa...

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There was a bidet, I fifth this statement.

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I don't know how, but many times I only look at the title and image, and think, "oh it's skirts." How do you do that?

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It's skirts. If you expected sense that's your own damned fault.

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Nonono, it’s a gag on Derpiboru; if a pony is ever in the same picture as a toilet, it gets the tag “But why.”

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Really, it's only a valid question if there's a toilet paper roll. (Google "horse butt ketchup bottle" for more details)

You a Halofag, sissyboy?

I saw the title and immediately thought to myself "Uhp, Skirts is at it again."

Why didn't Starlight just teleport the sapient chastity belt into the sun? Boom, problem solved, back to doing taxes.

ONOMATOPOEIA!!! A crater formed under the appliance in question, courtesy of a focused energy beam issuing outward from Starlight's horn like a Model 6 Grindell/Galilean Nonlinear Rifle blast. Thunder echoed across the western half of Ponyville, before settling into light rumbles that shook the foundation of the house for a lingering thirty second. Outside, crickets and owls shrieked with noise, before likewise settling.

Hehehehe....

"Look into the light!"

The briefs and jockstraps have obviously developed advanced cloaking technology. They care nothing for the Treaty of Algeron..."

Trixie, Trixie, Trixie...(sigh) silly pony. Must we go through this again? Briefs and jockstraps were denied admittance into the United Federation of Planets, and therefore are not bound by the Treaty of Algeron! Nor the Prime Directive, before you ask!

Now, Go. To. Sleep!!

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Because Celestia would probably mail them back with a note telling her under no circumstances to use the sun to dispose of sentient magical objects

and lets not get started with the nightmares luna will give you for using her pristine moon to dispose of trash. She's still giving nasa grief after finding out from sunset that they left 250 tons of trash on our moon

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Hey, those retroreflectors are NOT trash! They're components for scientific high-precision range-finding!

Speaking as one of the judges, I thank you for not submitting this to the contest. I dare not speculate how it would fare.

A sapient chastity belt blinked back, its razor-barbed crotch space opening like a lantern fish's mouth with each huffing word: "Shhhh! She's the juiciest when she's full of adrenaline!"

That statement tells me that it has successfully fed on Trixie before.....:rainbowlaugh:

A lot of random references in this story.

Okay. Yeah. I was snerking the entire time reading this.

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