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Story Progression

Ashes to Ashes
Death? I can fix that.
Fluttershy's Feeding Ground
Hippocratic Oath
I Should Stop Watching...
Journeyman's Journal: Adult Edition
Journeyman's Journal
SINless Desire
Stocking Stuffer 1
Stocking Stuffer 3: Candy Ass
The Dead Don't Shuffle
The Great Equestrian Art Exhibition(ist)
The Wandering Shadows
Till Death Do Us Part
Welcome to Night Vale
We Three Kings
When Lights Die

At the End
Chapter 37: 2%
Words: 50

Captain Cadenza and the Canterlot Jewel
Chapter 1: 65%
Words: 3,000

Celestia's Curse
Chapter 4: 10%
Words: 200
Chapter 5: 5%
Words: 20

The Doom Warrior
Chapter 1: 5%
Words 300

Gray Hat
Chapter 10: 2%
Words: 100

Liquid Courage
Chapter 2: 1%
Words: 20

Pinkie's Coming For You
Chapter 4: 5%
Words: 100

SCP-1312 - In Oceans Deep: 5%
Words: 250

Site 16 - The Tartarus Gate
Chapter 7: 5%
Words: 50%

Chapter 1: 100%
Words: 5,700
Chapter 2: 15%
Words: 1,600

Tales of A Junktown Pony Peddler
Chapter 2: 5%
Words: 300

The Forever Man
The Humbling of the Stone Court
Phantom Shadow
A Star to Steer Me By (On Hiatus)

I expected more Pinkie.

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Cream of the Clop

Stocking Stuffer Series


Who's awesome? · 12:53am Sep 3rd, 2015

I just wanted to take a moment out of the day to talk to you all.

It's been quite the long couple of years since Shaw showed me what fanfiction was in the city of [REDACTED]. I had never quite known what Shaw would get me into. I am saddened that I do not recall the exact date of that fateful day, but I do remember the events quite clearly. Oh the Butterfly Effect and the wonderful will it weaved.

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That sounds like Depression talking. Sorry no one noticed this earlier. I strongly recommend you phone a friend or family member and talk your feelings out. If you feel like that would make things worse try a Hotline instead. They do help.

Please reply. Posting something like that then going incommunicado for almost a week is pretty scary.

Why am I always a burden on everyone?

Shit, I've got to talk to the IRS.

When the rains come, spiders, centipedes, and other horrors crawl through the walls.

When rain falls, the monsters come.

My life is a creepypasta.

What I would give for a basket full of mangos right now.

The one on my profile page is a fixed blog post, so it will never change. As for why you don't get updates, I do not know.

It is not nearly as heavy on my mind as before, but I've been dealing. It's not something I can do away with.

I hadn't even realized you've been making blog posts this hole time. They never updated on your profile page, and I never got any notifications from them. Whys that?

Also, shit dude, that sucks. I hope everything works out for the better for you.

Generally good, but I've recently had an unpleasant encounter.

Oooh, creepy. I like it.

Anyway, I didn't mean to intrude, just that I noticed you hadn't responded for a while. How are you?

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