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Journeyman


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Mar
12th
2018

On the Study and Application of Advanced Carnal Magic · 4:11am Mar 12th, 2018

Strange how the similar section on fimfiction and the stories within already know what I am publishing, given their recommendations.

I will have a new story up tomorrow! One of three planned for the immediate future. I'll likely have to post it while I am at work, as I am mentally enslaved to post stories at a very specific time in the day. I've titled this blog post--

Brief aside. Yes, it is a clop.

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Feb
12th
2018

They Always Come Back... · 5:07pm Feb 12th, 2018

This is... a little awkward.

For the sake of being concise, I am going to try and keep this blog short short, which is not something I am very good at doing. I don’t talk at all in real life, and on the internet I talk far too much.

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Dec
25th
2017

And Now Her Watch Has Ended · 1:31am Dec 25th, 2017

See you, Space Cowgirl.

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Aug
19th
2017

untitled · 4:30am Aug 19th, 2017

I have no idea what I’m doing right now.

The cavalcade of thoughts I’ve gone through in the last hour were as varied as the types of sand. Pipe wrenches, garbage, books, family, screaming, job searching, Dunbar’s number, grilling, cats, soul-crushing apathy and anxiety, debts, arguments, swearing. A lot of things in a short amount of time.

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Jul
27th
2017

It's not a question of whether I should. It will. · 8:48am Jul 27th, 2017

Jul
21st
2017

That feels too jiggly for my body pillow. · 2:28pm Jul 21st, 2017

Well, power went out for two full days. No internet. How can people live like that?

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Jun
15th
2017

Stocking Stuffer 6: An Immortal Genghis Khan with a vag · 4:27am Jun 15th, 2017

Journeyman: It's that time again.
Journeyman: It is Christmas.
Journeyman: Only intead of CHristmas it is Dadmas day.
Journeyman: How do we make Father's Day a massively day affair?
Journeyman: And gay affair.
Journeyman: Enough lesbian horses, let's bring out the dudes.
Journeyman: Fuck it, let's put it in EQG while we're at it.
Journeyman: ;_;

Pizor: Hey man I'm alive
Pizor: Sorry work has been a disaster

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Jun
9th
2017

Milestone Activated · 7:14am Jun 9th, 2017

700 followers!

I was somewhere around five hundred something during easter. Damn, that number really shot up in no time at all! Thanks for all teh love everyone!

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Jun
8th
2017

Darkness Scoots · 12:43am Jun 8th, 2017

Family Matters has reached the top box.

The top of the top box.

I am somehow still surprised.

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May
11th
2017

Stocking Stuffer 5: Tyrion the Schlong · 4:44am May 11th, 2017

Journeyman: It's that time again.
Journeyman: It is Christmas.
Journeyman: Only instead of Christmas, let's have mothers and horses.
Journeyman: Or we could mix it up and have humans instead of horses.
Journeyman: And make it super gay while we're at it. Like... okay, I really can't come up with anything for super gay right now.
Journeyman: Help a brother out.
Journeyman: Wake thine ass up, Pizor, what do your elf eyes see?

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