Well then...

This event should be celebrated.

They are rage, brutal, without mercy.
But you, my sister? You will be worse.

You have your story scripted out to it fullest and now it is time to breath life into your work. You’ve constructed your character profiles and have built your plot. Now comes the third act twist! Your audience won’t see this coming!

...Will they?

How do you foreshadow future events while still not tipping your hand and exposing the big reveal?

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God, I really need to watch Teen Titans again.

Stocking Stuffer 4 has proven to be massively popular. It's been shelved almost 1,000 times. I've gotten around 35 watchers since Sunday. Granted, I unleashed a crapton of content along with Stocking Stuffer, but the stats don't lie: that massive boost was because of Chryssy and her creepy dick.

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And your dirty, filthy souls.

Thanks for getting my story so far, you lovable cloppers, you.

Now how the hell am I going to be able to top this one?

Commission Status: CLOSED

Slot 1: CLOSED
Stage: Writing

Slot 2: CLOSED

As an author of horse words, I decided to throw my lute and shortsword +2 into the ring and offer my services to the public! As of this post, I am somewhat new to accepting commissions, so I beg pardon and hope you will bear with me.

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Ho, and well met!

Journeyman on the mic, and I'm here to tell you all I have a lot of content coming your way this Easter! Let's just get right into it.

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Journeyman: It's that time again.
Journeyman: It's Christmas.
Journeyman: Time for another entry in the Stocking Stuffer Series.
Journeyman: Only instead of snow we'll have some bullshit about Easter and Jesus and rabbits or some shit.
Journeyman: What say you, Pizor, King of Pies?

Pizor: Hmm it has potential. Gonna need a day to brain storm tho

Journeyman: I can smell the tired on you.
Journeyman: Here, this will wake you up.

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At long last!

I did announce this back a little ways, but this chapter indeed took me much longer than I would have liked. I don't have an excuse for that; I admit I did have this particular section scripted since that Discord conversation.

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Well, it's close to the day that makes people think they are legally allowed to be jackasses. I ignore it and refuse to leave the comforting confines of the concrete basement, but last year I used the time to write a joke SCP. I'd like to do that again for this year. Currently, I have two ideas for a joke SCP, but I'm feeling a little "Meh." on both of them.

SO I am asking you, my readers: can you think of anything in My Little Pony that might make a good joke SCP? All ideas are welcome.

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Ah, Celestia's Curse. Of all of my Monsterverse stories, that one had proven to be surprisingly popular. Far more than I originally anticipated. I think that was due to me underestimating the popularity of the Celestia/Twilight ship more than anything. Sure, the strange little AU I created where Equestria was replaced with a more Egyptian certainly gave it a more distinct flare, but I believe the Twilestia ship helped more. The ship made it popular, the setting helped me keep it.

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