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    On the Study and Application of Advanced Carnal Magic

    Strange how the similar section on fimfiction and the stories within already know what I am publishing, given their recommendations.

    I will have a new story up tomorrow! One of three planned for the immediate future. I'll likely have to post it while I am at work, as I am mentally enslaved to post stories at a very specific time in the day. I've titled this blog post--

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  • 130 weeks
    They Always Come Back...

    This is... a little awkward.

    For the sake of being concise, I am going to try and keep this blog short short, which is not something I am very good at doing. I don’t talk at all in real life, and on the internet I talk far too much.

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  • 137 weeks
    And Now Her Watch Has Ended

    See you, Space Cowgirl.

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    I have no idea what I’m doing right now.

    The cavalcade of thoughts I’ve gone through in the last hour were as varied as the types of sand. Pipe wrenches, garbage, books, family, screaming, job searching, Dunbar’s number, grilling, cats, soul-crushing apathy and anxiety, debts, arguments, swearing. A lot of things in a short amount of time.

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Journeyman's Easter Extravaganza · 10:47pm Apr 11th, 2017

Ho, and well met!

Journeyman on the mic, and I'm here to tell you all I have a lot of content coming your way this Easter! Let's just get right into it.

Celestia's Curse

We have the much requested followup to my Monsterverse stories. Twilight uncovers a long-buried facet of history and the mysteries that come with her. I've been doing a fair bit of research to get this one the right setting, and I hope all involved will enjoy. There will be clop in the second chapter, just like the first, but I intend for it to be a more story-driven chapter. You're not getting just one chapter, you're getting two! For chapter three, we will be seeing what the pharaoh thinks about the situation so far.

Pinkie's Coming For You

Who doesn't like the Candyman? He is one of the greatest horror villains of all time. The third chapter of this story is long overdue, and I would have liked to add more, but the cutoff for the following chapter would have made chapter three feel a little too bloated for my taste. We get to see Sunset's continued investigation into Pinkie's spirit, and understand that the party girl may not be the ghostly legend that everyone believes after all.

Stocking Stuffer 2: Electric Boogaloo

Chapter three is on the horizon, the final part of this little story. Stocking Stuffer is the series where I give up all sense of propriety and desire to edit my shit properly. People seem to love it, and I like to just pump some stuff out and relax. Beware of sin, and leave your morals at the door, because Luna's pregnancy is coming to term.


This is an anthology series of mine that I update every once in a while. Why is Equestria so peaceful? Because there is a shadowy organization locking up and studying the worst horrors Equestria has to offer. This particular chapter has a fair bit of read-between-the-lines subtext I hope people get. It also contains a blink-if-you-miss-it clue on how Site-16: The Tartarus Gate will end. Speaking of Site-16...

Site 16: The Tartarus Gate

Twilight stumbles upon a very important secret when returning Cerberus to Tartarus: what the true purpose of Tartarus actually is. The once cancelled story is getting an update long overdue. I've redone several chapters, fixed some spelling and grammar, and updated almost all of the dossiers. Twilight finally steps into the fated prison for Equestria's evil creatures. Well, calling it a prison isn't wrong.

Stocking Stuffer 4: Eggcellent

A new story! Plotted from bullshit we made up in the middle of the night, the Stocking Stuffer series will move away from Canterlot and continue in Ponyville. We will see egg and rabbit ear-levels of holiday bullshit, quite possibly plentiful levels of alcohol and poor decisions, and some of the most depraved clop ideas I can come up with. Hint: it will involve eggs. And Queen Chryssy. I'm sure you can figure out what I'm going to be doing. I haven't written or scripted it yet, but that's half the fun of the Stocking Stuffer Series: random crap written at the last moment for no other purpose then because I can.

Captain Cadance and the Jewel of Canerlot

Lastly, my second new story. This one may not come out on Easter, but there is a chance it could.

To those not cursed to be nobles, the only option to survive is either pray food stores make it through winter, or join the Royal Equestrian Navy. Some have picked a third option: piracy. In a country dominated by towering mares, there are none more feared than the captain of the Crystal Heart.

Dread pirate Cadenza, mistress of the high seas! The Devil of the Anterlertic! She has been rumored to half talked her way past three naval schooners and pillaged a royal Man-o-war herself! Now her eyes have set upon a vessel carrying noble blood and intends to ransom the family back to Canterlot, but a brave, little stallion has caught her eye...

Expect buff amazons and tiny, effeminate males as Cadance plunders some booty. I'm not sure if that joke is bad or not. I love pirates, and I am currently producing a non-clop pirate-themed epic, and this is something I've made on he side for that. I already have a few thousand words pumped in it already, but I might end up waiting to finish it all and publish it all at once. We will see.

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Comments ( 2 )

Gonna look forward to that Cadance one.

That one is likely next on my list in terms of clop stories. But i am approaching 666 followers. I think that calls for something very special.

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