Goodnight sweet children.
-Fuzz.

Does anyone want to see my OC Monotone in a short one-shot clopfic?

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Don't worry you pretty little heads I got a few cookin

Sometimes someone pushes you and says "Hey, you should write this."

And you say yes.

And then you write something.

And it wasn't exactly what they meant.

so I hope you love this Raging Super Sexy Clopfic with So much Sex and boobies and private parts.

So, yeah. Thanks Skirts. You a bro. <3

I-i hope my dress is pretty

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So my last story did really well. That's great, and I'm proud of all of you for having such good taste in porn. But I'm going to talk about that more later. For now, I want to say that I have a new fic going up soon, and it is fucked up. Enjoy, you perverted bastards.

Edit: Fic is up:

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I'm not sure why this is, but some people have this strange obsession with downvoting anything that's remotely extreme simply on the basis of the idea that fiction is equal to reality. It really mystifies me how people think that they're doing any favours by flooding stories like this with downvotes.

The only thing I get from is it is that I should continue to write fucked up stories simply to piss off these white-knights.

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No one knows this but I write clop as well... I just never posted them.... Or wrote them on FiM..... But I'm writing some now. Not now now, but now......... Most were/are with my OC if you haven't noticed what I write like... All the time. Anyways, clopfics, my Fim, soon.

...to everypony who voted on the next clop fic that will be added to my story list.

The winner is... SciTwi Shimmer Chronicles. So with that said, I've got some work to do on chapter 2 of (NAS)Car-Tunes so that I can properly set up the clop.

And for once I'm glad I had time to think at work last night. I've come up with some pretty naughty ideas and an interesting surprise to go with it. So have a great day and I'll catch y'all later...

I'm back! I'm moved and safe and all, but it turns out my desktop's CPU is busted and that kinda makes the whole thing inoperable.

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I know its premature but i figured this way i could get done the story by the time i hit 100. So fellow cloppers, i must ask you a question! Do you want ....
A. A sorta romantic symbiote, futa Pinkie x Zecora fic with impreg, large dong, the usual fetishes.
B. Tentacle Luna fic, symbiote, futa, stomach bulge, cum inflation, ya know the usual.
C. Fetishy Unbirth Starlight x Twilight fic.

So which do you think! Vote !

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Hello, you deviant pervos!

I'm a bit bored (also procrastinating) so I figured I'd use this blog thing! See if anybody's paying attention.

So yeah. Sometimes I write smut, and it gets posted here. I write NON smut stuff as well (even non MLP things!), but that's not why you're here, I bet.

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I wrote a clop trilogy. Yeah. You read that right. It ain't no joke! And it's Screwrax of all ships! Wanna read it?

Shaping Love and War

Patience of Love

A Bridge Betwixt Lovers

Just in case you do.

The Skyline Exhibition Center in Canterlot is staging a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for budding young talent in the fashion world. With Rarity's connections, her spot is guaranteed, and the fashionista is all too willing to let her dear Coco tag along under one condition: she carries a little toy of Rarity's for an hour.

Inside of her.

In public.

"Oh, dear..."

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Know what I haven't done in a while? Shared my group reviews.

Of course, I haven't done many in a while, so I guess this is to be expected.

Not all clop this time, but still mostly that.

[Review] The Hammer to Rarity's Anvil {Clop} (Enjoyable) by Surry (Mature, Sex)

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For anyone who likes my review blogs, you might know that I regularly do in-depth reviews over on the Pleasant Commentator and Review Group. I started out as one of the Dark fic reviewers, started picking up basically anything as an Admin, and now am the primary clopfic reviewer because nobody else wants to do those. I still do all the other stuff, but since no one else will grab the clopfics, they fall

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Booking for Velvet
By Mr Ghostman

Reviewed by Rinnaul

So, I see “incest” and anything involving the Sparkle family, and exactly one thing comes to mind.

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Relevant considering the sort of fics I've been reading/reviewing lately, anyway.

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...from my next clopfic. It will be debuting while SciTwi Shimmer-Book 7 is still being finished. The working title is currently SciTwi Shimmer-Book 7.5. Now without further ado, the teaser:

"Remember during the Friendship Games when Midnight Sparkle said she wanted to understand all the magic?" I asked.

"Yes. Why?" Sunny replied with a hint of worry in her voice.

"Well... I kind of want to understand all of Princess Celestia's magic."

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