Commission Information

Commissions are currently CLOSED.

I take infrequent commissions. The standard pricing is $15 per 1,000 words. DM me to start a convo about a commission. Depending to my schedule and the length of the story, commissioned works can take up to a month or more to complete. Usually I only take a certain amount so as to not make this wait overly long. They can be attributed/credited to you in the story description or they can be done anonymously.

I will write ANY kind of fetish content EXCEPT:

Diapers
Anything with food
Racism / Raceplay / etc.
I can adjust this list as I wish.

Also, the dirtier the better. My forte is scat afterall.

Commissions will be paid for when the story is requested, and BEFORE I begin working on it. I hold the right to CANCEL any commission at any time before or after (with refund) payment as well. I will NOT offer refunds after the story is written, even if you do not accept it. Payments are processed via secure PayPal transaction - you do not need a paypal account to pay.

NOTE: By default none of my stories are ghostwritten. They are posted to my account, with credit to you for the commission. If you want a story to be ghostwritten, we can discuss it, but the final price will be tripled.

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MLP: FiM
ATLA
Frozen
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Upon arriving in Hell, you meet Rimmer, the popular clopfic author. He decides to share the story of why he was sent to hell: Extorting Twilight Sparkle to summon a harem of waifus from various franchises for less than pure reasons.
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Rimmer · 7.9k words · 6 12 · 668 views

Eat Ponuts E'ry Day

The Unending Enigma of the Writer Named "Rimmer"

"Who is Rimmer?" That would be me.

Commission Info is over there →

Hello. My name is Rimmer. That's not my real name of course, that would be unfortunate. I rank my own stories by downvotes rather than upvotes. Unfortunately, that means I have very few successful stories. (Haha, little joke there.) Oh, and unless it's about Elsa, I don't care what you say.

What do you write?

Incest: I'm familial with it.
Bestiality: Till the dogs come home.
Watersports: I piss in my own cereal, thank you very much.
Scat: Oh, I write loads of it.
Snuff: Until the day I die.
What else: Armpits. Preferably sweaty lesbian ones. Preferably Katara's.
Was this just an excuse to list all your fetishes? No, the list would be longer.