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Rimmer


Loving Waifu | Connoisseur of Dirty Ponuts | Professional Shit Writer | Commissions: CLOSED

Commission Information

Commissions are currently CLOSED.

I take infrequent commissions. Base price is $30USD for 3,500-4,000 words + additional $5 per 1k words. (If less than 3.5k, I can also negotiate down). DM me to start a convo about a commission. Due to my chaotic schedule, commissioned works can take up to several weeks to complete. They can be attributed/credited to you in the story description, or they can also be done anonymously.

I will write ANY kind of fetish content EXCEPT:

  • SFW
  • Diapers
  • Food Fetish
  • I can adjust this list as I wish.

Also, the dirtier the better. My forte is scat afterall.

Commissions will be paid for when the story is requested, and BEFORE I begin working on it. I hold the right to CANCEL any commission at any time before or after (with refund) payment as well. Payments are processed via secure PayPal transaction - you do not need a paypal account to pay.

NOTE: By default none of my stories are ghostwritten. They are posted to my account, with credit to you for the commission. If you want a story to be ghostwritten, I can discuss with you but expect the final price to be doubled.

Latest Stories
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Eat Ponuts E'ry Day

The Unending Enigma of the Writer Named "Rimmer"

"Who is Rimmer?" That would be me.

Commission Info is over there ----->

Hello. My name is Rimmer. That's not my real name of course, that would be unfortunate. I rank my own stories by downvotes rather than upvotes. Unfortunately, that means I have very few successful stories. (Haha, little joke there.) Oh, and unless it's about Elsa, I don't care what you say.

What do you write?

  • Incest: I've written it.
  • Bestiality: Till the dogs come home.
  • Watersports: I piss in my own cereal, thank you very much.
  • Scat: Of course!
  • Snuff: Until the day I die.
  • What else: Armpits. Preferably sweaty lesbian ones. Preferably Katara's.
  • Was this just an excuse to list all your fetishes? No, the list would be longer.

Sponsored By:

Dunkin' Ponuts: Equestria runs on ponuts
Source: Depibooru number 1725495 by banbanji
not actually sponsored by anyone though, plz send me money

Comments ( 16 )
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3049366
Sorry, I don't do RPs.

Want to RP with me sometime on Discord. I wouldn't mind. If not, it's fine. You seem cool.

3042310

Yeah, I just had a massive nostalgia wave when I saw the name "Rimmer". Sorry.

3042309
Yes I am indeed all of these things and more.
So much more.

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