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Loving Waifu | Connoisseur of Dirty Ponuts | Professional Shit Writer | Commissions: CLOSED

Commission Information

Commissions are currently CLOSED.

I take infrequent commissions. Base price is $30USD for 3,500-4,000 words + additional $5 per 1k words. (If less than 3.5k, I can also negotiate down). DM me to start a convo about a commission. Due to my chaotic schedule, commissioned works can take up to several weeks to complete. They can be attributed/credited to you in the story description, or they can also be done anonymously.

I will write ANY kind of fetish content EXCEPT:

  • SFW
  • Diapers
  • Food Fetish
  • I can adjust this list as I wish.

Also, the dirtier the better. My forte is scat afterall.

Commissions will be paid for when the story is requested, and BEFORE I begin working on it. I hold the right to CANCEL any commission at any time before or after (with refund) payment as well. Payments are processed via secure PayPal transaction - you do not need a paypal account to pay.

NOTE: By default none of my stories are ghostwritten. They are posted to my account, with credit to you for the commission. If you want a story to be ghostwritten, I can discuss with you but expect the final price to be doubled.

Latest Stories

Eat Ponuts E'ry Day

The Unending Enigma of the Writer Named "Rimmer"

"Who is Rimmer?" That would be me.

Commission Info is over there ----->

Hello. My name is Rimmer. That's not my real name of course, that would be unfortunate. I rank my own stories by downvotes rather than upvotes. Unfortunately, that means I have very few successful stories. (Haha, little joke there.) Oh, and unless it's about Elsa, I don't care what you say.

What do you write?

  • Incest: I've written it.
  • Bestiality: Till the dogs come home.
  • Watersports: I piss in my own cereal, thank you very much.
  • Scat: Of course!
  • Snuff: Until the day I die.
  • What else: Armpits. Preferably sweaty lesbian ones. Preferably Katara's.
  • Was this just an excuse to list all your fetishes? No, the list would be longer.

Sponsored By:

Dunkin' Ponuts: Equestria runs on ponuts
Source: Depibooru number 1725495 by banbanji
not actually sponsored by anyone though, plz send me money

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Sorry, I don't do RPs.

Want to RP with me sometime on Discord. I wouldn't mind. If not, it's fine. You seem cool.


Yeah, I just had a massive nostalgia wave when I saw the name "Rimmer". Sorry.

Yes I am indeed all of these things and more.
So much more.

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