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Rimmer


Loving Waifu | Connoisseur of Dirty Ponuts | Professional Shit Writer | Commissions: OPEN | Twitter: @RimmerNsfw

Commission Information

Commissions are currently OPEN.

I take one commission at a time. The base pricing is $15 per 1,000 words. DM me to start a convo about a commission. Depending on my schedule and the length of the story, commissioned works can take up to a month or more to complete. I try my best to not make this wait overly long, hence the one slot at a time. They can be attributed/credited to you in the story description or they can be done anonymously.

Commission Pricing:
$15USD per 1,000 words
$20USD per 1,000 words over 8,000
Ghostwriting upcharge: 3x Final Price

No-Write List:

  • Diapers
  • Racism / Raceplay / etc.
  • Foodplay
  • I can adjust this list as I wish.

Also, the dirtier the better. My forte is scat afterall.


Commissions will be paid for when the story is requested, and BEFORE I begin working on it. I hold the right to CANCEL any commission at any time before or after (with refund) payment as well. I will NOT offer refunds after the story is written, even if you do not accept it. Payments are processed via secure PayPal transaction - you do not need a paypal account to pay.

By default credit will be given to you for the commission in the story description. This can be shown as your Fimfiction username, another chosen name, or if you do not want credit for the commission, Anonymous.

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Eat Ponuts E'ry Day

The Unending Enigma of the Writer Named "Rimmer"

"Who is Rimmer?" That would be me.

Commission Info is over there →

Hello. My name is Rimmer. That's not my real name of course, that would be unfortunate. I rank my own stories by downvotes rather than upvotes. Unfortunately, that means I have very few successful stories. (Haha, little joke there.) Oh, and unless it's about Elsa, I don't care what you say.

What do you write?

  • Incest: I'm familial with it.
  • Bestiality: Till the dogs come home.
  • Watersports: I piss in my own cereal, thank you very much.
  • Scat: Oh, I write loads of it.
  • Snuff: Until the day I die.
  • What else: Armpits. Preferably sweaty lesbian ones. Preferably Katara's.
  • Was this just an excuse to list all your fetishes? No, the list would be longer.

Sponsored By:

Dunkin' Ponuts: Equestria runs on ponuts
Source: Depibooru number 1725495 by banbanji
not actually sponsored by anyone though, plz send me money

Comments ( 22 )
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Comment posted by Spikerulez deleted March 6th

Can you please make another story with facesitting in it.

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Thanks, I try

Nice stuff bro!

3090964
Good god, I would never dare!
Thanks for the follow!

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