"Fine. I'll do it myself." -Horndog (the recently revived fetish-powered zombie resurected by the power of the mighty Model M), having run out of porn containing his specific fetishes.

Tell me I'm wrong, baby.

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

Let me write

♫I'm a naughty fellow, and I'm most certainly not, too very mellow♫

This is an account of sorts. I write horrible things inspired by someone called ______ that start from MLPchan and make it here. Yes I am that kind of person.

I write fart (and occasionally scat) fanfics and produce fetish videos on SFM. Smelly Mares ahead. If you don't like it, just move along.

I write fetish clopfics and other things. Commissions: Not Open, working on existing commissions.

Hi, I write primarily fetish erotica. If you like those things, especially the some of the taboo stuff, you've come to the right place!

A young English guy who likes some dirty ponies.

I read. I write. I edit. I Twidash. But above all else, I'm just a regular guy. Shoot me a PM if you have a question.