Loving Waifu | Connoisseur of Dirty Ponuts | Professional Shit Writer | Commissions: OPEN | Twitter: @RimmerNsfw

This is an account of sorts. I write horrible things inspired by someone called ______ that start from MLPchan and make it here. Yes I am that kind of person.

A young English guy who likes some dirty ponies.

Not really as active as I used to be but there's still stuff to enjoy.

I write scat MLP fanfiction, compose scat EDM, raise money for various scat charities, and I invented the game Scattergories

"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

Sometimes I write stories here. Sometimes I write stuff for EQD. I like Hemingway and McCarthy and Ellison and King.