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Kodeake


I read. I write. I edit. I Twidash. But above all else, I'm just a regular guy. Shoot me a PM if you have a question.

Aug
5th
2020

8 Years · 8:01am August 5th

Eight. Years.

Holy hell.

It's been... well it's been a cluster fuck, frankly. Hell, I missed my anniversary this year by a few days. If you're looking at the date it says I joined and scratching your head I count my anniversaries from the publish date of my first fic. And if you're looking at my earliest fic and scratching your head, I've since deleted that fic. Aaaaaanyway

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Jul
18th
2020

Full Disclosure; I Shouldn't Have Left My Hole · 6:54am July 18th

So I crawled out of my hole today. Apparently, it was a bad day to do so.

There's a fucking Aryanne clopfic at the top of the featured board with a comment section that looks like half the readers had their dog shot by the author while the other half is licking his SS boots. (That's a joke)

Oh and a fic about a nazi being executed in Equestria as some kinda protest fic and the comments on that are on a different level entirely.

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Jun
11th
2020

Shockingly Okay · 10:48pm June 11th

Look, Kodeake never said he was good at this. In fact, I think most of the time I describe myself as being "Shockingly okay" at most things I do.

Anyway, sorry for dropping off the grid for a few months, but the lack of blogs does not mean a lack of writing. I've got some projects going on. Largely still in development, but most of them are going to be decently sized stories. I do have a one shot idea I want to see about doing, but right now I don't even have a plan for it. So y'know.

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Mar
29th
2020

Full Disclosue; I'm back... again · 3:57am March 29th

Listen. It's been a hell of a month. Someone smashed our car's window. My fridge died. My uncle died. The whole COVID-19 thing happened. Someone smashed our car window again.

At this point I'm waiting for my computer to crap out on me.

...

please don't

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Mar
1st
2020

Be Patient With Me · 8:22am March 1st

Well I went through February without a blog so I should probably give y'all an update, huh?

Yeah, I'm bad at this, but I'd like to think I have a good excuse this time.

Escape from Tarkov is a fun game...

...

Okay, not really. Well I mean yeah, it's fun, but that's not the reason for my silence.

To make a long, painful story short, we're cleaning out my uncle's house, who's been taken into hospice care. Cancer.

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Jan
23rd
2020

New Fic Teaser · 7:46am January 23rd

Cold Pursuit Is one of the most bizarre films I have ever witnessed. It has left me confused, and I am unsure how I feel.

No, I'm not turning into a movie critic. I just felt the need to share how utterly confounding a movie it is. You should watch it. it was good... I think...

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Dec
13th
2019

Full Disclosure; Rough Going · 7:07am Dec 13th, 2019

Uh.... hey.

So. Nothing that I predicted in my last disclosure came true.

But you did get Tell Me Why... so... there's that...

Okay; word counts.

A Rainbow at Dusk; 4,300 of an approximate 7000. It's... been rough.

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Nov
5th
2019

Full Disclosure; I Took A Break · 9:41am Nov 5th, 2019

Hello and welcome to the Full Disclosure for the beginning of November. I hope y'all had a good Halloween. I didn't; I was at work. But, I didn't get to play the GTFO alpha. That was fun. Also now I need to buy Outer Worlds, but my wallet's pretty angry at me for the moment.

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Oct
16th
2019

Full Disclosure; It's Porn All the way Down. · 10:37am Oct 16th, 2019

Hey all. I'm here with the October Full Disclosure for y'all. If you couldn't tell from the title, this update will be about the gay porn fic I'm currently writing. Without further ado, word counts!

A Rainbow at Dusk; Chapter 3; 6,750 of a loosely-estimated 8,000.

...

That's it....

Look; I'm really enjoying writing this, okay? Shut up...

I'm also working more than 45-fucking hours a week at this point. I'm exhausted, and when I come home I just wanna write some porn. Sue me.

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Oct
13th
2019

Friendship Was Magic · 6:37am Oct 13th, 2019

You know what this is about. I know what this is about. We all know what this is about.

Alright. Deep breath; let's get to it.

I've spoken, at great (and annoying) length in my blogs about my battles with depression and anxiety over the years. I can look over my own words and see the ups and downs, the good days and the bad. When I first started here, there were a lot more bad days than good.

I've mentioned before that, for a time, I was suicidal.

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