I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.
Just a casual reader and occasional writer. I know I make mistakes and I'll try my best to prevent them, but I write mostly to relax or just pass the time. Also English isn't my native language.
"A fool thinks herself to be wise, but a wise mare knows herself to be a fool."
Not a brony yet here I am anyway. I'm just a Doctor Who fan trying to make something worth reading.
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You cannot appreciate the light without seeing the darkness.
Came for the party, stayed for the food. | Pronouns He/Him
I've been a brony for 11 years since January 19th, 2013. Chip 'N Dale fan for 2 years, as well as a furry for 12 years. Male pronouns. Not taking any story requests at all.
A cartoony Sylveon who likes to write silly and over the top stories frequently featuring slapstick gags you'd generally find in looney tunes.
You all stare, but you'll never see…There's something in you I despise! PURITY!!!
Co-Admin of Clopfics. Finally decided to start writing after being here for 12 years.
Man, I wish Bios where longer, guess that means I have to shorten it. But I'm lazy about it so I'll do it later.(probably never) If I see an opportunity to meme I'm going to meme.