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Spanish, Brony since 2013 and with a creative story writer (mostly). Favorite pony: Twilight Sparkle; Favorite EG: Sunset Shimmer; Favorite G5 Pony: Izzy Moonbow. PMs are open for suggestions anytime

I'm not that obsessed with Naruto in real life. Honest.

That one guy who likes writing stories about ponies, likes to box, likes to play video games, and always likes a challenge. Yeah, I'm that guy.

Bored reader and writer.

I'm a 6 foot softie, huggable looking, and gamer. Plus, I like good fanfics with good plots! (and little bit of a brony)

Always ready for a good laugh or a good massacre, it depends. I have become MORE I've become a DORITO!

Another guy working his butt off for not enough pay, but still loves to spoil his wife whenever he can, and spending time with his little girl.

Average brony obsessing over the main cast with an unhealthy desire to see them in a dark fantasy setting.

"No one cares...work harder."

your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?

Me am chibi dwagon. Me am here to clean up after messy ponies. Also: To defeated the badponies.(Luckily my writing skill exceeds my character's speaking skills)

I write weird shit. That's really it.

Half the time I don't even know how I do what I seem to do so well. I try not to think too hard on it, for fear of breaking myself in the process.

She/her. I write about horses. If you want to support me, consider getting a commission.

Pokémon is love, Pokémon is life

I’m a gamer, and an artist as well. Want an answer? Ask me yourself.

Thanks for sticking with me, everyone! Support on Patreon, if you'd like!

I write stuff and help people write stuff. If you want something written, or need help writing, I can help. Always move onwards!

Fanfic writer and connoisseur, this bag of fabulousness shall come for all of your sweets! ...or attention, please don't leave me. I'm lonely.

Hey man, wheres that horse mayonnaise I ordered from the dark web you fucking swindlers.

Two facts according to the internet. 1. Your mother is the largest object in the known universe. 2. Despite fact 1, everyone still slept with her for some reason.

Original Works. It was a good run.

An artist, a historian, a firearms expert, a soldier, a critice, a writer, and a brony. but through it all, i am merely nothing compared to the creativity of others. be sure to let your's shine.

I now aspire to write something fantastical. Or should I say... bizarre.

There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

Actual trash.

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

"You can make anything by writing." --C.S. Lewis. Hope to entertain you all. Let’s all have fun and read together, yea?

Wolves will never give up the thrill of the hunt, and the Warriors of Russ will never give up the hunt nor the thrill of combat

A fellow traveler...

~ 'Strength Beats Strength'. Is your opponent strong? No matter! Simply overcome their strength with even more strength, and they'll soon be defeated.~ - Zote's Precept Five

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

I am the Myth, both mysterious and unique....

Why are you here?

80% Sarcasm, 10% Sex Jokes and 10% Unknown Materials...

I write horse words. Sometimes people pay me to.